Posted on 02/11/2009 12:40:50 PM PST by martin_fierro
Nude Biker Crashes with Trooper's Car
SEARCY, Ark. - A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed with an Arkansas state trooper's cruiser on a night when it was sleeting faces misdemeanor charges.
A Searcy police report says 35-year-old Christopher A. Clark of Searcy kept riding when a trooper tried to pull him over during the Jan. 26 incident. Clark stopped abruptly several times in the street and then sped up quickly, until the trooper bumped him on one of the stops.
The report didn't indicate any injuries but both vehicles were damaged.
A witness quoted in the police report says Clark was "naked as a jaybird."
Searcy police cited Clark for indecent exposure, fleeing and not having a vehicle license. State police are still investigating.
bwahahahah
Fine, but was he wearing his helmet ?
Izat against the law? Another freedom squashed by the Man.
I haven’t been naked since 1968.
The poor guy was just trying to get home so he could warm up. Why is the officer so silly?
I am beginning to agree with you...
How do they KNOW he didn’t have a license? Cavity search?
That was a dirty crack.
Cue the dueling banjos?
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