Shock: Economy Hits Thong Sales

http://www.thehopeforamerica.com ^ | 2/9/09

[careyb]

The stimulus bill might need a new amendment.

[dforest]

There was just not much there for anymore cutbacks.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

ICK! BUSTED CAN OF BISCUITS!

[dblshot]

From my favorite South Teaxs Band Mean Gen Kelton and The Diehards. The “(How do you know”” is the audiences part.

CHORUS
My baby don’t wear no panties - ask me how I know
(How do you know... how do you know...)
I said my baby don’t wear no panties - ask me how I know
(How do you know... how do you know...)
She said she likes that natural feelin’ and she knows it turns me on

I took her for a ride in my drop top Cadillac
She put one foot in the front seat, one foot in the back
The full moon was risin as she began to squeal
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands on the wheel, (cause)
REPEAT CHORUS

I came home late from work, tired and plum give out
Baby wanted to party... she was dancing all about
She stood up on the bed, started doing the bump and grind
She raised up her dress - you know it works every time
REPEAT CHORUS

I took her to party, the band began to play
The music and the whiskey seemed to carry her away
She was dancing on the tables and putting on a show
The crowd was goin’ crazy, now everybody knows
REPEAT CHORUS

Took her riding on my Harley, she wore a leather mini skirt
She dug her nails into my shoulders when we laid into the curves
I went through all the gears, maxed out the RPM
She was screaming faster faster, with both legs in the wind, cause
REPEAT CHORUS

My baby wears garter belts, my baby wears spike high heels
My baby wears fishnet stockings, she’s always dressed to kill
My baby likes to tease me, when shes dancin’ on the floor
She sneaks me a peek, says do you want to see some more, cause
REPEAT CHORUS

© 1990 Gene Kelton Music, BMI

[bgill]

That’s a bad thing?

[Badeye]

Daaaaaaammmmmmn....thats as fine a pair of legs as I’ve ever seen.

Which Fox News teleprompter chick is it?

(chuckle)

[grjr21]

In a related Post

Hard economic times hits the High End Girlfriend Index

[Loud Mime]

I know. I know. I know.

It’s raining here in California. Which means all the K-chicks are wearing high-heel boots. I love bad weather!

[FatherofFive]

There. Now do you understand?

Thanks, LOL!

[TigersEye]

The true scope of the crisis is greater than any of us could have imagined. If all the forests in North America must be pulped to print enough money this must be averted now!