Posted on 01/31/2009 11:05:16 PM PST by JustAmy
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Thank you, ladies. It is fun coming up with graphics to accompany our wonderful poets’ creations.
Funny Marriage Quotes
Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts
-Jeff Foxworthy
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
-Groucho Marx
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. -H.V. Prochnow
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. -Lyndon B. Johnson
“A man’s wife has more power over him than the state has.”
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn’t. -Unknown
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. -Minnie Pearl
“Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.”
-Maryon Pearson
They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I’m not ready for an institution for the blind just yet. -Mae West
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too. -H.L. Mencken
“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” -Rodney Dangerfield
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. -H.L. Mencken
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. -Grace Hansen
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
-Lawrence Housman
“Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.” -Marion Smith
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? -Barbra Streisand
My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they’ll never get all the pennies out of the pot. -Armistead Maupin
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” -Erma Bombeck
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. -Lewis Grizzard
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” -James Holt McGavran
I missed telling you what a beautiful graphic and frame this is, Jaycee.
Thank you for letting us watch your success. You are learning very fast and doing a wonderful job.
Congratulations!
Thank you, Billie.
Lori did a great job with JOHNN’s poem, didn’t she?
Thank you, LadyJ.
Wonderful graphic and beautiful poem. Thank you for sharing them with us.
Every week is Love Week, so have a lovely week. :)
Thanks, Meg.
Thank you, Jaycee.
[Im really sorry to hear about Piper.]
Thank you LaDita. I’ve been out of town and am going ‘backwards’ through my pings now. I appreciate what you wrote more than you know!
[Blessings for you both, dear friend.]
Thank you so much yorkie! I just got in last night and am trying to catch up on pings. Wanted you to know how much I appreciated yours and I will let you know when I learn the results on Piper.
[Prayers for your buddy. Has there been a biopsy or will this be it.]
They will be removed Friday and then biopsied. Not much skin over the chest area so it concerns me. Thanks so much for writing L.J. and I will let you know when I do.
Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me this past week.
Married 48 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 48 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed...
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