[indcons]

“’The beer commercials show people happy while drinking; that’s not reality.’”

LOL - says who?

I’m not going to take any advice on beer (or anything else for that matter) from a muslim.

[wac3rd]

Honor killing = good

Bikini = bad

...more “diversity” coming at you soon.

We are in a fight for our lives, and the media plays the fiddle and blows a smokescreen as Europe falls into a heap of 7th Century madness...

[Always Right]

Unless they are paying big bucks to the NFL, this is illegal. The NFL stopped several churches from broadcasting the Super Bowl last year.

[DoughtyOne]

"The beer commercials show people happy while drinking; that's not reality."

Perhaps it's not under Islam. It's sure the case at my home. Very telling...

And oh boy, I'll bet those kids can't wait until the meaning of life is disclosed every seven minutes all afternoon long. (Make that VERY VERY long.)

[dforest]

Goats and camels welcome.

[max americana]

> “The beer commercials show people happy while drinking; that’s not reality.”

Someone needs to get a.........social life.

> “A youth leader manning the projector slaps a piece of paper over the lens, blocking out images the center considers inappropriate, such as beers and bikinis.”

This youth leader in the real world will get a beating he will never forget if he did this at a bar.

[eclecticEel]

But what if there’s a completely accidental ‘wardrobe malfunction’ during the half-time show?

[indcons]

"“’The beer commercials show people happy while drinking; that’s not reality.’”"

On second thoughts, I agree. Look at the Islamic version of beer goggles - the woman looks no different before OR after the beer.

[I got the rope]

My church does the same thing.

[dalereed]

How can they allow them to watch football, they play with pigskin balls!!!!

[Mr. Mojo]

But when the much-buzzed-about commercials come on, they won't be watching.

Neither will I, but for different reasons. First of all I mute all commercials, regardless of the show. (I just find them annoying, especially the ones pushing pharmaceuticals). Secondly, commercial time is the perfect time to go to the kitchen to get more beer and BBQ ribs.

[bcsco]

A youth leader manning the projector slaps a piece of paper over the lens, blocking out images the center considers inappropriate, such as beers and bikinis.

I wonder whether the "piece of paper" has a picture of a goat...

[jimbo123]

[Joiseydude]

Only if I can bring some BBQ babyback ribs.

[Joiseydude]

Or a couple of those bacon explosion loafs.

[PowderMonkey]

There it is. Up tight, neurotic, and sexually repressed. Little wonder so many of them suffer from premature detonation.

[Starfleet Command]

During the commercials, footage of Gaza rocket attacks on Israeli senior citizens' homes will be played so as not to offend their delicate Islamic child-raping sensibilities.

Don't watch American football boys, you might start growing a human brain or heart.

[Eagles6]

"The purpose is to keep them away from bad influences," said Emad Hamdeh

Uh...you're in an islamic center emad. That's sorta the definition of a bad influence.

[reagan_fanatic]

If only some stacked babe would streak across the field in full view of the cameras.

[DemonDeac]

Suicide Bombers= Okay
Boobs= Awful