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Eliot Spitzer has $3.8 with nothing to do? /s
1 posted on 01/13/2009 12:26:34 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
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2 posted on 01/13/2009 12:29:38 PM PST by TexasCajun
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Whatever happened to a steak dinner and a movie? Sheesh, inflation’s tough.


3 posted on 01/13/2009 12:29:59 PM PST by AbeKrieger (Clomppity clomp.)
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Definitely needs a picture — none at the link.


4 posted on 01/13/2009 12:30:02 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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How will she verify that she is as pure as the driven snow? I know you can't judge a book by the cover but I have my doubts....

5 posted on 01/13/2009 12:30:42 PM PST by Zevonismymuse
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"Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks. "

Student auctions off virginity for offers of more than £2.5 million

7 posted on 01/13/2009 12:31:21 PM PST by TexasCajun
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A slightly drunken fellow walks over to a table with very good looking female and asks, “Would you have sex with me for $1,000,000?”

To which she replies, “Yes, I would”.

He comes back with “Would you do it for $10?”

And she says, “No! What kind of girl do you think I am?”

The guy comes back with, “Madam, we have already established that. Now we are just dickering over price”.


10 posted on 01/13/2009 12:33:04 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Obama is living proof that stupid people should not be allowed to vote.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

“... including one who says he’ll pay $3.8 million to seal the deal..”

For that kind of money I might even sleep with him.


11 posted on 01/13/2009 12:33:19 PM PST by SmallGovRepub
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I’m sure her parents are proud right now.


12 posted on 01/13/2009 12:33:42 PM PST by redpoll
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She looks like Elliott Spitzer’s hooker. She’s a metaphor for the American taxpayer: getting screwed to get a bailout, and she’ll regret it the rest of her life


15 posted on 01/13/2009 12:36:37 PM PST by Battle of Tours
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Anybody got change for a nickel?

16 posted on 01/13/2009 12:37:29 PM PST by tx_eggman (I own two rare photos. Houdini as he locks his keys in his car and Norman Rockwell beating a child.)
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Proof that a woman will become a whore if the price is right.


19 posted on 01/13/2009 12:38:21 PM PST by Pistolshot ("Democrats don't show respect, they just demand respect " - ClearCase_guy)
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For the sake of argument lets say that the worlds most beautiful and talented hooker costs $100,000 a night. For 3.7 mill you can buy 37 nights of fun, as compared to 1 night with an average looking girl with no experience. Even if you settled for an executive level hooker for a mere $5000 a night, you get 740 nights of fun (more if you consider the yearly interest on 3.7 M). Not a difficult choice in my view. Some people have more money than sense.


23 posted on 01/13/2009 12:41:33 PM PST by Hacklehead (Liberalism is the art of taking what works, breaking it, and then blaming conservatives.)
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I married a virgin.
I thought everything went great.
About 4 AM, I woke up with her
crying and examining me closely.

Knowing I must have disappointed her,
I asked “Baby what is wrong?”.
She said “Look we used it just one
night and it is worn out”.
I had to rise to the occasion.

25 posted on 01/13/2009 12:42:55 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Obama, Change America will die for.)
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I wonder how Obama will tax her income and can she file it as capital gains :-)


27 posted on 01/13/2009 12:43:33 PM PST by bestrongbpositive
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$3.8m


29 posted on 01/13/2009 12:46:28 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (BO, perfect initials for Barack Obama.)
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I hope the “winner” is some 400 lb. guy who doesn’t bathe or brush his teeth for a month before getting together with her.


30 posted on 01/13/2009 12:50:01 PM PST by squidly
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I wonder what a man would really expect in return for that amount of money.


31 posted on 01/13/2009 12:51:10 PM PST by DakotaRed (Don't you wish you had supported a conservative when you had the chance?)
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The article said — “A 22-year-old woman’s quest to auction off her virginity has snared hundreds of bidders, including one who says he’ll pay $3.8 million to seal the deal - but only if he can tape the magic moment.”

Ahhh..., this guy is going to make a “business deal” off her “business deal”... LOL...

I imagine he figures to make a lot of money selling the DVD or streaming it on the Internet for “pay to see”...


32 posted on 01/13/2009 12:56:47 PM PST by Star Traveler
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I would advise anyone contemplating shelling out $3.8 million to "seal the deal" -- even if taping is included in the price -- to exercise EXTREME CAUTION.

The following person has been known to post on the internet as a 22-year-old woman under the assumed name of "Natalie Dylan":

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A word to the wise is sufficient.

34 posted on 01/13/2009 1:01:00 PM PST by chs68
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Every one who bids is a disgusting human being and the whore who is selling herself is no different!


39 posted on 01/13/2009 1:14:37 PM PST by ICE-FLYER (God bless and keep the United States of America)
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