A slightly drunken fellow walks over to a table with very good looking female and asks, “Would you have sex with me for $1,000,000?”
To which she replies, “Yes, I would”.
He comes back with “Would you do it for $10?”
And she says, “No! What kind of girl do you think I am?”
The guy comes back with, “Madam, we have already established that. Now we are just dickering over price”.
An oldie, attributed to Winston Churchill and Lady Astor.