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Spurned saleswoman defecates on porch
metro.co.uk ^ | 01/09/09 | metro.co.uk

Posted on 01/09/2009 5:08:45 AM PST by TornadoAlley3

The sale didn't go through

A spurned saleswoman took her revenge on a housewife who refused to answer the door by defecating on her doorstep.

(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: defecates; florida; porch
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To: TornadoAlley3
mary kay Pictures, Images and Photos

Mary Kay would not be pleased about this new sales technique.

21 posted on 01/09/2009 5:32:02 AM PST by missnry (The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Nothing new.

The Democrats have been crapping on our doorsteps for years. After Jan 20th just wait for a BIG load of Democrat Dung to land on your doorstep!

22 posted on 01/09/2009 5:34:49 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: TornadoAlley3

At least she didn’t put it in Mary Kay bag and set it afire.


23 posted on 01/09/2009 5:36:59 AM PST by Venturer
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To: TornadoAlley3

What I want to know is, did it work? Did the housewife change her mind? Did the sales-woman end up making the sale? OTHER sales people might want to know whether this tactic works, after all.

There is SO much information missing from this story. I put it down to sloppy reporting.

;^)


24 posted on 01/09/2009 5:37:03 AM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Now THAT was a crappy thing to do!


25 posted on 01/09/2009 5:38:32 AM PST by J40000
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To: mad_as_he$$

I don’t think they poop pink until they reach the “Super-Seller” level, or something like that. Maybe she was relatively new at it.


26 posted on 01/09/2009 5:39:01 AM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: TornadoAlley3

27 posted on 01/09/2009 5:39:47 AM PST by Eye of Unk (How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! SA)
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To: TornadoAlley3

LOL..........probably got the idea from Southpark when Eric Cartman ‘unloaded’ on Mr Mackey’s desk......


28 posted on 01/09/2009 5:41:47 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: chrisser

Yeah. It happened in Florida, didn’t it?

;^)


29 posted on 01/09/2009 5:43:09 AM PST by WayneS (Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
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To: TornadoAlley3

This was multi-level marketing at its finest. By the time the defecating salewoman got home, there was a whole pile of dung on her own front lawn.


30 posted on 01/09/2009 5:45:32 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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To: TornadoAlley3

I thought you were supposed to put it in a paper bag and set fire to it on the doorstep.


31 posted on 01/09/2009 5:56:05 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
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To: WayneS

lol Probably right!!


32 posted on 01/09/2009 6:10:41 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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To: Venturer

ROTFLMAO!


33 posted on 01/09/2009 6:23:15 AM PST by Merlinator (January 20. 2009, A National Day of Mourning)
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To: TornadoAlley3

There’s even a picture. Tacky, tacky.


34 posted on 01/09/2009 6:23:42 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (This election gave the drunks the keys to the liquor cabinet!)
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To: TornadoAlley3

That was pretty sh*tty of her.


35 posted on 01/09/2009 6:25:48 AM PST by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: Thrownatbirth
There's also a link there to a story about some dude, on trial in Trinidad, throwing poo-bags at the magistrate.

Where does he think he is? Berkeley?

36 posted on 01/09/2009 6:31:10 AM PST by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Could it have been this guy's sister?


37 posted on 01/09/2009 6:33:15 AM PST by Hat-Trick (Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
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To: TornadoAlley3

ah geez...did they really need to publish the photo?


38 posted on 01/09/2009 6:43:51 AM PST by pgkdan
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To: chrisser
I should read the article first...

In this case I'd say don't. There's a picture of the evidence....

39 posted on 01/09/2009 6:44:52 AM PST by pgkdan
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To: TornadoAlley3

“The woman’s neighbour told her a “human bowel movement” with a “repugnant” odor was on her porch. There was toilet paper nearby.”

Fron the Article.

It seems she planned this and carries TP for these occasions


40 posted on 01/09/2009 6:50:18 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Gentlemen, please. Rest your sphincters.)
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