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Spurned saleswoman defecates on porch
metro.co.uk ^
| 01/09/09
| metro.co.uk
Posted on 01/09/2009 5:08:45 AM PST by TornadoAlley3
The sale didn't go through
A spurned saleswoman took her revenge on a housewife who refused to answer the door by defecating on her doorstep.
(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: defecates; florida; porch
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To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:09:35 AM PST
by
techcor
(When Obama breaks his silence he says nothing.)
To: techcor
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:11:13 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Things were better when cigarette companies could advertise and lawyers could not....LM)
To: techcor
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:12:30 AM PST
by
bcsco
(Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
To: techcor
Was she selling fans?
Fertilizer. Simply left a free sample.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:12:30 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: techcor
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:13:28 AM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Wrning, link actually has a picture of the poop.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:13:46 AM PST
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics.)
To: techcor
Was she selling fans? Mar Kay cosmetics. I guess they're pushing a new perfume.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:14:51 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: TornadoAlley3
We should be more like the Europeans.
They’re so sophisticated...
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:15:07 AM PST
by
chrisser
(The Two Americas: Those that want to be coddled, Those that want to be left the hell alone.)
To: chrisser
I should read the article first...
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:15:47 AM PST
by
chrisser
(The Two Americas: Those that want to be coddled, Those that want to be left the hell alone.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Spurned saleswoman defecates on porch
"Spurned Saleswoman Poops on Porch" would have been catchier.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:16:38 AM PST
by
aruanan
To: techcor
Mary Kay stuff.
Apparently, she’d heard the expression, “I fart in your general direction,” but got carried away in the excitement of the moment.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:16:52 AM PST
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: chrisser
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:16:57 AM PST
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: Dr. Sivana
Same link: Squirrel-flavoured crisps go on sale in UK
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:17:54 AM PST
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
To: chrisser
LOL!
This is a keeper of a story for all of my left-minded friends who say exactly that.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:19:08 AM PST
by
Red in Blue PA
(Guns don't kill people; abortion clinics do.)
To: chrisser
European or American, how has “the press” gotten so abominable? They have to print a picture of a pile of turd...because the reader needs that to understand the article? I find it hard to believe the average reader can't envision a pile of turd, but then again...
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:19:14 AM PST
by
Ghost of Philip Marlowe
(Abortion has become little more than the New Left's execution of political prisoners.)
To: TornadoAlley3
The sales person was from Mary Kay. Why wasn't the poo pink?
Is Mike Rowe on the way?
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:22:15 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
(Nemo me impune lacessit.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Hey!!!!!! I like Mary Kay
To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe
Amazing isn't it, the press will show a pile of poop as a
reflection of evil capitalism but won't show the body of
an innocent brutally murdered by the homicidally insane, because it might offend someones "sensibilities". Whose? The murderers?
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:25:18 AM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: TornadoAlley3
wow-the new Dale Carnegie cirruculum is pretty bold.
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