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Spurned saleswoman defecates on porch
metro.co.uk ^ | 01/09/09 | metro.co.uk

Posted on 01/09/2009 5:08:45 AM PST by TornadoAlley3

The sale didn't go through

A spurned saleswoman took her revenge on a housewife who refused to answer the door by defecating on her doorstep.

(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: defecates; florida; porch
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1 posted on 01/09/2009 5:08:45 AM PST by TornadoAlley3
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To: TornadoAlley3

Was she selling fans?


2 posted on 01/09/2009 5:09:35 AM PST by techcor (When Obama breaks his silence he says nothing.)
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To: techcor

air freshener?


3 posted on 01/09/2009 5:11:13 AM PST by Loud Mime (Things were better when cigarette companies could advertise and lawyers could not....LM)
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To: techcor

Pooper scoopers...


4 posted on 01/09/2009 5:12:30 AM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: techcor
Was she selling fans?

Fertilizer. Simply left a free sample.
5 posted on 01/09/2009 5:12:30 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: techcor

Mary Kay cosmetics


6 posted on 01/09/2009 5:13:28 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Wrning, link actually has a picture of the poop.


7 posted on 01/09/2009 5:13:46 AM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: techcor
Was she selling fans?

Mar Kay cosmetics. I guess they're pushing a new perfume.

8 posted on 01/09/2009 5:14:51 AM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

We should be more like the Europeans.

They’re so sophisticated...


9 posted on 01/09/2009 5:15:07 AM PST by chrisser (The Two Americas: Those that want to be coddled, Those that want to be left the hell alone.)
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I should read the article first...


10 posted on 01/09/2009 5:15:47 AM PST by chrisser (The Two Americas: Those that want to be coddled, Those that want to be left the hell alone.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
Spurned saleswoman defecates on porch

"Spurned Saleswoman Poops on Porch" would have been catchier.
11 posted on 01/09/2009 5:16:38 AM PST by aruanan
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To: techcor

Mary Kay stuff.

Apparently, she’d heard the expression, “I fart in your general direction,” but got carried away in the excitement of the moment.


12 posted on 01/09/2009 5:16:52 AM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: chrisser

Where’s the fun in that?


13 posted on 01/09/2009 5:16:57 AM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Same link: Squirrel-flavoured crisps go on sale in UK


14 posted on 01/09/2009 5:17:54 AM PST by Thrownatbirth (.....Iraq Invasion fan since '91.)
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To: chrisser

LOL!

This is a keeper of a story for all of my left-minded friends who say exactly that.


15 posted on 01/09/2009 5:19:08 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Guns don't kill people; abortion clinics do.)
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To: chrisser
European or American, how has “the press” gotten so abominable? They have to print a picture of a pile of turd...because the reader needs that to understand the article? I find it hard to believe the average reader can't envision a pile of turd, but then again...
16 posted on 01/09/2009 5:19:14 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Abortion has become little more than the New Left's execution of political prisoners.)
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To: TornadoAlley3
The sales person was from Mary Kay. Why wasn't the poo pink?

Is Mike Rowe on the way?

17 posted on 01/09/2009 5:22:15 AM PST by mad_as_he$$ (Nemo me impune lacessit.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

Hey!!!!!! I like Mary Kay


18 posted on 01/09/2009 5:24:13 AM PST by aimee5291
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To: Ghost of Philip Marlowe
Amazing isn't it, the press will show a pile of poop as a
reflection of evil capitalism but won't show the body of
an innocent brutally murdered by the homicidally insane, because it might offend someones "sensibilities". Whose? The murderers?
19 posted on 01/09/2009 5:25:18 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: TornadoAlley3

wow-the new Dale Carnegie cirruculum is pretty bold.


20 posted on 01/09/2009 5:29:59 AM PST by mrmargaritaville
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