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Spurned saleswoman defecates on porch
metro.co.uk ^
| 01/09/09
| metro.co.uk
Posted on 01/09/2009 5:08:45 AM PST by TornadoAlley3
The sale didn't go through
A spurned saleswoman took her revenge on a housewife who refused to answer the door by defecating on her doorstep.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Local News; Society
KEYWORDS: defecates; florida; porch
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To: TornadoAlley3
Mary Kay would not be pleased about this new sales technique.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:32:02 AM PST
by
missnry
(The truth will set you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
To: TornadoAlley3
Nothing new.
The Democrats have been crapping on our doorsteps for years. After Jan 20th just wait for a BIG load of Democrat Dung to land on your doorstep! 
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:34:49 AM PST
by
KeyLargo
To: TornadoAlley3
At least she didn’t put it in Mary Kay bag and set it afire.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:36:59 AM PST
by
Venturer
To: TornadoAlley3
What I want to know is, did it work? Did the housewife change her mind? Did the sales-woman end up making the sale? OTHER sales people might want to know whether this tactic works, after all.
There is SO much information missing from this story. I put it down to sloppy reporting.
;^)
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:37:03 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: TornadoAlley3
Now THAT was a crappy thing to do!
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:38:32 AM PST
by
J40000
To: mad_as_he$$
I don’t think they poop pink until they reach the “Super-Seller” level, or something like that. Maybe she was relatively new at it.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:39:01 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: TornadoAlley3
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:39:47 AM PST
by
Eye of Unk
(How strangely will the Tools of a Tyrant pervert the plain Meaning of Words! SA)
To: TornadoAlley3
LOL..........probably got the idea from Southpark when Eric Cartman ‘unloaded’ on Mr Mackey’s desk......
To: chrisser
Yeah. It happened in Florida, didn’t it?
;^)
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:43:09 AM PST
by
WayneS
(Respect the 2nd Amendment; Repeal the 16th)
To: TornadoAlley3
This was multi-level marketing at its finest. By the time the defecating salewoman got home, there was a whole pile of dung on her own front lawn.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:45:32 AM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
To: TornadoAlley3
I thought you were supposed to put it in a paper bag and set fire to it on the doorstep.
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posted on
01/09/2009 5:56:05 AM PST
by
Past Your Eyes
(Some people are too stupid to be ashamed.)
To: WayneS
32
posted on
01/09/2009 6:10:41 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
(Nemo me impune lacessit.)
To: Venturer
33
posted on
01/09/2009 6:23:15 AM PST
by
Merlinator
(January 20. 2009, A National Day of Mourning)
To: TornadoAlley3
There’s even a picture. Tacky, tacky.
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posted on
01/09/2009 6:23:42 AM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(This election gave the drunks the keys to the liquor cabinet!)
To: TornadoAlley3
That was pretty sh*tty of her.
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posted on
01/09/2009 6:25:48 AM PST
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Thrownatbirth
There's also a link there to a story about some dude, on trial in Trinidad, throwing poo-bags at the magistrate.
Where does he think he is? Berkeley?
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posted on
01/09/2009 6:31:10 AM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: TornadoAlley3
Could it have been this guy's sister?
37
posted on
01/09/2009 6:33:15 AM PST
by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
To: TornadoAlley3
ah geez...did they really need to publish the photo?
38
posted on
01/09/2009 6:43:51 AM PST
by
pgkdan
To: chrisser
I should read the article first...In this case I'd say don't. There's a picture of the evidence....
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posted on
01/09/2009 6:44:52 AM PST
by
pgkdan
To: TornadoAlley3
“The woman’s neighbour told her a “human bowel movement” with a “repugnant” odor was on her porch. There was toilet paper nearby.”
Fron the Article.
It seems she planned this and carries TP for these occasions
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posted on
01/09/2009 6:50:18 AM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Gentlemen, please. Rest your sphincters.)
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