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The rise of the urban seagull (UK)
timesonline ^
| January 4, 2009
Posted on 01/03/2009 6:27:48 PM PST by JoeProBono
Seagulls are thriving in cities attacking people, deafening residents, damaging buildings, spreading panic and disease. By 2014 there could be as many as 6m of this new urban menace From a distance, the landscape looks like a tranquil slice of rural England. Pudding-shaped hills, green valleys rimmed with autumn-coloured trees. But there is something odd. Maybe half a mile away there is a brilliant white stripe against the slate-grey sky. One moment it is a thin spiral, like a tornado. Then it sinks down, only to billow again like smoke from a volcano.
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TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: birds; seagull
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Herring Gull
"Herring gulls are huge birds, each one a kilo in weight with a wingspan of 4 1/2ft. A thousand of them in the air together are a tonne of hardened muscle wielding a terrifying armoury of beak and claw. And there are many more here than a thousand. Exponentially more. We are heading into a zone where gulls not only outnumber their human neighbours, but outweigh them."

Smaller Gulls Walmart parking lot Nashville, TN.
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:31:57 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: freedumb2003
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:33:59 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: JoeProBono
I worked at a building that had lots of seagulls. It looked like they were living on the roof. They were miles from a big body of water.
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:34:19 PM PST
by
Dutch Boy
To: JoeProBono

Just call Tippie and Rod they will take care of it.
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:34:59 PM PST
by
GSP.FAN
To: JoeProBono
They use my truck as a bomb target. With disastrous resutls, for the truck.
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:35:32 PM PST
by
Tarpon
(America's first principles, freedom, liberty, market economy and self-reliance will never fail.)
To: Dutch Boy
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:36:43 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: JoeProBono
I lived in Tuckerton,NJ in the 1980s. Once while cooking steaks on a hot Weber grill,one of those black headed Laughing Gulls snatched a steak right off the grill! The little b@#$@$d!
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:39:09 PM PST
by
4yearlurker
(He who angers you controls you.)
To: GSP.FAN
Wasn't there a remake in progress?
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:42:20 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: JoeProBono
They are a lot bigger than the $5 “Cornish hens” at my local grocer. Can I eat one?
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:45:34 PM PST
by
LiberConservative
(You may not like the things we do. Only idiots ignore the truth. -Adam Ant)
To: LiberConservative
"Can I eat one?"
Sure. Tastes like salty chicken.
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:48:27 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: JoeProBono
So, start shoting them. Oh, so sorry, I forgot. This is the UK, no guns allowed. Why do they seem surprised. Gulls are scavengers. Here on the West coast, they sleep on the beach every night. Then just after dawn. You can watch them take off, usually in two large group launchings. They head inland. Why, because they are flying to the inland canyon landfills where they feast on garbage all day and then return to the beach in late afternoon. That is a lot easier for them then flying above the waves looking for a fish.
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posted on
01/03/2009 6:49:44 PM PST
by
CdMGuy
To: JoeProBono
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01/03/2009 6:53:07 PM PST
by
GSP.FAN
To: JoeProBono
For cryin out loud, I know it’s the UK and all, but have these people never thought of arming a bunch of young boys with pellet guns and offering a bounty on gulls?
Mrs. AV
To: GSP.FAN
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posted on
01/03/2009 7:00:29 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: Atomic Vomit
Pellet guns with decent muzzle velocities are illegal in England.
Wrist rocket slingshots and 10p/gull should solve the problem.
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posted on
01/03/2009 7:03:35 PM PST
by
Dinsdale
To: Atomic Vomit
" have these people never thought of arming a bunch of young boys with pellet guns and offering a bounty on gulls?"
Nah
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posted on
01/03/2009 7:03:58 PM PST
by
JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: Daffynition
Birds of a feather
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posted on
01/03/2009 7:09:27 PM PST
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JoeProBono
(Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
To: JoeProBono
Hitch was in all his movies..
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posted on
01/03/2009 7:13:05 PM PST
by
GSP.FAN
To: JoeProBono
Seagulls are thriving in cities attacking people, deafening residents, damaging buildings, spreading panic and disease.We must learn to appreciate their culture.
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