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The rise of the urban seagull (UK)
timesonline ^ | January 4, 2009

Posted on 01/03/2009 6:27:48 PM PST by JoeProBono

Seagulls are thriving in cities attacking people, deafening residents, damaging buildings, spreading panic and disease. By 2014 there could be as many as 6m of this new urban menace From a distance, the landscape looks like a tranquil slice of rural England. Pudding-shaped hills, green valleys rimmed with autumn-coloured trees. But there is something odd. Maybe half a mile away there is a brilliant white stripe against the slate-grey sky. One moment it is a thin spiral, like a tornado. Then it sinks down, only to billow again like smoke from a volcano.

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TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: birds; seagull
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Herring Gull

"Herring gulls are huge birds, each one a kilo in weight with a wingspan of 4 1/2ft. A thousand of them in the air together are a tonne of hardened muscle wielding a terrifying armoury of beak and claw. And there are many more here than a thousand. Exponentially more. We are heading into a zone where gulls not only outnumber their human neighbours, but outweigh them."

Smaller Gulls Walmart parking lot Nashville, TN.

1 posted on 01/03/2009 6:27:49 PM PST by JoeProBono
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2 posted on 01/03/2009 6:31:57 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
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3 posted on 01/03/2009 6:33:59 PM PST by JoeProBono (Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
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I worked at a building that had lots of seagulls. It looked like they were living on the roof. They were miles from a big body of water.


4 posted on 01/03/2009 6:34:19 PM PST by Dutch Boy
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To: JoeProBono
Just call Tippie and Rod they will take care of it.
5 posted on 01/03/2009 6:34:59 PM PST by GSP.FAN
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To: JoeProBono

They use my truck as a bomb target. With disastrous resutls, for the truck.


6 posted on 01/03/2009 6:35:32 PM PST by Tarpon (America's first principles, freedom, liberty, market economy and self-reliance will never fail.)
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To: Dutch Boy

7 posted on 01/03/2009 6:36:43 PM PST by JoeProBono (Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
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I lived in Tuckerton,NJ in the 1980s. Once while cooking steaks on a hot Weber grill,one of those black headed Laughing Gulls snatched a steak right off the grill! The little b@#$@$d!
8 posted on 01/03/2009 6:39:09 PM PST by 4yearlurker (He who angers you controls you.)
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To: GSP.FAN
Wasn't there a remake in progress?


9 posted on 01/03/2009 6:42:20 PM PST by JoeProBono (Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
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They are a lot bigger than the $5 “Cornish hens” at my local grocer. Can I eat one?
10 posted on 01/03/2009 6:45:34 PM PST by LiberConservative (You may not like the things we do. Only idiots ignore the truth. -Adam Ant)
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"Can I eat one?"

Sure. Tastes like salty chicken.


11 posted on 01/03/2009 6:48:27 PM PST by JoeProBono (Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
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So, start shoting them. Oh, so sorry, I forgot. This is the UK, no guns allowed. Why do they seem surprised. Gulls are scavengers. Here on the West coast, they sleep on the beach every night. Then just after dawn. You can watch them take off, usually in two large group launchings. They head inland. Why, because they are flying to the inland canyon landfills where they feast on garbage all day and then return to the beach in late afternoon. That is a lot easier for them then flying above the waves looking for a fish.


12 posted on 01/03/2009 6:49:44 PM PST by CdMGuy
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They are talking about it..

http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,1054285,00.html

Ass***es are running out of ideas in Hollywood..


13 posted on 01/03/2009 6:53:07 PM PST by GSP.FAN
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For cryin out loud, I know it’s the UK and all, but have these people never thought of arming a bunch of young boys with pellet guns and offering a bounty on gulls?

Mrs. AV


14 posted on 01/03/2009 6:59:24 PM PST by Atomic Vomit (Vim Toot!)
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15 posted on 01/03/2009 7:00:29 PM PST by JoeProBono (Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
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To: Atomic Vomit

Pellet guns with decent muzzle velocities are illegal in England.

Wrist rocket slingshots and 10p/gull should solve the problem.


16 posted on 01/03/2009 7:03:35 PM PST by Dinsdale
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" have these people never thought of arming a bunch of young boys with pellet guns and offering a bounty on gulls?"

Nah


17 posted on 01/03/2009 7:03:58 PM PST by JoeProBono (Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
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To: Daffynition
Birds of a feather


18 posted on 01/03/2009 7:09:27 PM PST by JoeProBono (Apparitions are in the eye of the beholder)
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Hitch was in all his movies..
19 posted on 01/03/2009 7:13:05 PM PST by GSP.FAN
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Seagulls are thriving in cities attacking people, deafening residents, damaging buildings, spreading panic and disease.

We must learn to appreciate their culture.

20 posted on 01/03/2009 7:17:00 PM PST by Yardstick
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