Posted on 12/31/2008 10:48:43 PM PST by JustAmy
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That is a beautiful graphic, Yorkie. Thank you.
I’ve seen some wonderful bird photos and am always amazed at their beauty. We don’t get the wide variety that you get in other areas. We get sparrows, patio finches, mockingbirds, crows, hummingbirds and an occasional bluejay.
We do see quails or a pheasant once in awhile but they are in the fields ..... not near our house.
After my knee replacement, I’m afraid to wear high heels. I have a closet full of shoes that I should either throw away or give away. Just can’t make myself do it. ;^ )
LOL
Probably the second one .. the first one was sloe gin, but
the margaritas really put me down. :)
: ^)
I need to make some cookies again.
I’ve been making brownies lately. Marissa is addicted to chocolate! :(
Thats hilarious~~~
BLONDES!
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and
one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away...
Florida or the moon?’ The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????’
CAR
TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, ‘What’s the story?’
He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’
She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’
SPEEDING
TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!’
RIVER
WALK
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts, ‘How can I get to the other side?’
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’
AT THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, ‘You’re not really a redhead, are you?
‘Well, no’ she said, ‘I’m actually a blonde.’
‘I thought so,’ the doctor said, ‘Your finger is broken.’
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’
‘NO!’ the blonde yelled back, ‘IT’S A SCARF!’
BLONDE
ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’
The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’
The Blonde said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’ The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
‘You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!’ said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, ‘We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!’
IN A
VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’
FINALLY,
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOOO......,’ answered the blonde. ‘They’re watch dogs
I have no objection to eating Deer, it is just that I find it stronger than beef. Now I suppose if I lived on a farm, I would cringe everytime a cow was butchered for dinner.I would be begging for vegetarian pizza!!..
I love chicken...and bbq’ed beef...hmmmm good that I don’t have pet chickens! lolol
We have many Coyotes! and Squirrels live in our tree out front and are plentious! Never seen a JackRabbit close in here...
Now ...Let's see!
what for dinner?
Had a mixed up night. Hope I'm not catching Meg's day/night syndrome.
That’s cute!
Forgot to address # 2949! Ooops!
I am sure both of your sons are wonderful!!
LOL~~~~~~~~
Great Australia Graphics, Jaycee. Thank you.
The other day I saw a thread about which country Freepers would move to if things get really bad here. My son says he might be interested in Australia.
Amy,
You had knee replacement? How did it go? My mom had that and a hip replacement too. It changed her life! She was so crippled before the surgery and walked like a teen afterward!
Meg hadn’t made a peep today....been thinking about her!
Amy, I have been in one of those spells “If I don’t close my eyes, I’m gonna die”. It is terrible isn’t it?
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