[Caipirabob]

This article has been edited for the comedy-impaired. ; )

well, guilty or not?

Charris Bowers (December 23, 2008)

[SolidWood]

In any case the light doesn’t serve her well.

[DainBramage]

This is exactly why I tie my wife up first when I get home and in the mood.

[aruanan]

He probably remarked that her nose looked like a dual-ported ________.

[Ken522]

Guilty or not, she is married ... but I kind of sort of maybe think she's not very guilty ...

[csvset]

misdemeanor battery.

Wounded wiener is more like it.

S&A, ping.

[driftdiver]

I wonder how the cops got called. If it were him I envision it something like that audio of the guy who put the deer in his car.

[bmwcyle]

Guilty, Hang her.

[mrs. a]

Her bologna has a first name...

[TexasCajun]

Husband, “Women! I thought No meant Yes?”

Probation - Deferred Adjudication

[TexasCajun]

Moral to the story.

Don't put your schvanschtooker between angry teeth!

[seemoAR]

I don't think I would like to be on the Jury and be forced to see the photos the police took.
I suspect a lot of us would be judged guilty if the only think a jury was able to see was a mug shot. Maybe it should be a requirement that a poster show their picture when they pass judgment. I suspect a lot of us would be found guilty.

[laterldf]

Not to worry-—the evidence will never stand up in court—insufficient evidence.

lew

[Tennessee_Bob]

He could always change his name to Claude Bawlz.

[JRios1968]

[Free Vulcan]

I see crazy eyes.

[primatreat]

She has a small nose. Was in a 69 position with a hairy beast and started to smother. The beast leg locked her in place. She smothered.. SNOT QUILTY

[Larry Lucido]

Not guilty but 5 yard penalty for illegal use of teeth.

[Rightly Biased]

5,4,3,2,

[andy58-in-nh]

...the Bowerses had been to a bar Friday night...

I suspected that alcohol was somehow involved here. And Florida, too. It's always Florida: America's Trailer Park.

[Matchett-PI]