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Posted on 12/22/2008 12:22:14 PM PST by Dusty Road
Will posting in all capital letters, eat up more bandwidth.
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KEYWORDS: allcaps; bandwidth; capitalistpig; capslock; deadthread; freepun; fun; humor; lol; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; undeadthread; vanity; zot
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To: ThomasThomas
I knew that would get misread ...
tip·ple 1 (tpl)tr. & intr.v. tip·pled,
tip·pling,
tip·ples To drink (alcoholic liquor) or engage in such drinking, especially habitually or to excess.
[Perhaps back-formation from Middle English tipeler, bartender.]
tippler n.
tip·ple 2 (tpl)n.1. a. An apparatus for unloading freight cars by tipping them.
b. The place where this is done.
2. A place for screening coal and loading it into trucks or railroad cars.
[From dialectal tipple, to overturn, frequentative of tip2.]
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My mother's conversations were always peppered with tipple as in the second definition.
I was talking about cow tippling. A different matter. (Don't forget to tip your waitress.)
2,061
posted on
01/29/2009 8:43:17 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(It's getting harder and harder to distinguish those ululations of joy from primal screams of anguish)
To: Tax-chick
2,062
posted on
01/30/2009 5:33:54 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(It's getting harder and harder to distinguish those ululations of joy from primal screams of anguish)
To: NicknamedBob
Good morning, Bob! (Any anyone else around.)
Anoreth and I survived Girl Scoutery. Now I’m having some real coffee, ate a big of breakfast, and I’ll start making Vlad’s birthday cake in a little while.
Nobody fed the catz while I was gone. Wednesday is in a huff.
2,063
posted on
01/30/2009 7:08:06 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I will not be silenced.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
Good morning. Earthquake here this morning, but small — some callers to the radio program felt it, others didn’t. I was on the road so I didn’t.
2,064
posted on
01/30/2009 7:09:44 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5(SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|TaglineSpaceForRent)
To: sionnsar
Nothing like a little seismic anomaly to keep you on your toes.
I had a couple of girls yakking a good part of the night, and one who was crying on and off. I’m looking forward to a nap with Wednesday, if I made enough progress on the cooking, followed by an early night.
2,065
posted on
01/30/2009 7:15:43 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I will not be silenced.)
To: Tax-chick
This one wasn’t big enough for that. But it’s a slow news day.
2,066
posted on
01/30/2009 7:34:32 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5(SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|TaglineSpaceForRent)
To: sionnsar
I have to get the food over to church for the homeless mission around 5:00, so I’ve got to get the pork roast in the oven as soon as Vlad’s cake is done! We don’t want his cake to taste like pork roast with orange juice and jalapenos!
2,067
posted on
01/30/2009 7:49:16 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I will not be silenced.)
To: Tax-chick
2,068
posted on
01/30/2009 8:38:58 AM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5(SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|TaglineSpaceForRent)
To: Tax-chick
...Anoreth and I survived Girl Scoutery Sorcery...There. I fixed it to read the way I saw it.
LOL!!!
2,069
posted on
01/30/2009 10:04:53 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.)
To: Tax-chick
...Wednesday is in a huff...Does she have a license to drive a Huff? Perhaps she would do better if she goes off on a Tangent...less strict laws for that one. ;o]
2,070
posted on
01/30/2009 10:07:08 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.)
To: Tax-chick
I always put my pork roast in the crock pot. Less of a bother, and it doesn’t take the power that an oven does. Besides which, the meat falls apart!
My son dumps about a bottle of BBQ sauce on his pork roast...in the crock pot. And I get the pot liners to make clean-up easy.
2,071
posted on
01/30/2009 10:10:36 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.)
To: sionnsar
2,072
posted on
01/30/2009 10:11:03 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.)
To: sionnsar
"Moving Day approaches" ping.So soon? Where has the year gone.
2,073
posted on
01/30/2009 10:14:50 AM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(You don't know the power of the Dork Side. | Can he lead a normal life? No, he'll be an engineer.)
To: Monkey Face
Tom’s making a Beef Dish in the crockpot, for us to eat.
2,074
posted on
01/30/2009 10:14:53 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I will not be silenced.)
To: Monkey Face
2,075
posted on
01/30/2009 10:15:28 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I will not be silenced.)
To: Tax-chick
2,076
posted on
01/30/2009 10:33:03 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.)
To: Monkey Face
We’re getting a bit of a jalapeno-fumes cloud. The roast had been soaking since Wednesday evening.
2,077
posted on
01/30/2009 10:42:16 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I will not be silenced.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Perhaps she would do better if she goes off on a Tangent...less strict laws for that one. ;o]Maybe, but getting too close to the Asymptote is still dicey.
2,078
posted on
01/30/2009 10:43:40 AM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(You don't know the power of the Dork Side. | Can he lead a normal life? No, he'll be an engineer.)
To: Professional Engineer
Catz can handle these things better than lesser beings.
2,079
posted on
01/30/2009 10:47:01 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(I will not be silenced.)
To: Tax-chick
Yoiks!
I had a friend once upon a time, who had a little boy about two years old. Since the dad was of Mexican extraction, he loved to buy a small can of jalapenos and just eat them for a snack.
Needless to say, his son liked them too. But the heat from the peppers made the tyke cry. He would eat a pepper, cry, and reach for more while he smacked his lips! I used to really laugh at that!
2,080
posted on
01/30/2009 10:56:12 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.)
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