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Man Steals Hearse During Funeral
WCTV ^ | December 18 | Staff

Posted on 12/18/2008 7:12:13 PM PST by PghBaldy

The Broward Sheriff's Office reports that 18-year-old Johnny Silfrain jumped into a black hearse parked outside a West Park church Wednesday morning and drove off. He was shot in the leg and eventually arrested when he drove back to the church. It appears he took the vehicle to retrieve his Bible from home.

Family members say Silfrain had been agitated for days before attending the funeral. Relatives say they called Hallandale Beach police for help Tuesday night, but the officers said Silfrain didn't pose an immediate danger.

(Excerpt) Read more at wctv.tv ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: funeral; hearse
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Bizarre and probably mental guy.
1 posted on 12/18/2008 7:12:14 PM PST by PghBaldy
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To: PghBaldy; al baby

This guy posts at Free Republic under the moniker of ‘Zuben Elenubi” and has al baby recite his defense.


2 posted on 12/18/2008 7:15:16 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: PghBaldy

So stealing it was ok, but returning it was a shooting offense?


3 posted on 12/18/2008 7:19:10 PM PST by PAR35
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To: PghBaldy

My Uncle has him beat...if you excuse the expression.

After his mother had died he went to the morque and took her body, beathing up a couple of attendants during the act. He was arrested after a chase.

Imagine a cadaver in the back seat of a cadillac convertable with a pro-wrestler driving through the streets of phoenix. It was big news back then.


4 posted on 12/18/2008 7:22:27 PM PST by Loud Mime ("Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato)
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To: PAR35

Silfrain committed a grave offense; they have him dead to rights. And the shooting officer’s actions were bang-on.


5 posted on 12/18/2008 7:27:46 PM PST by Mogwai (Palin/Santorum 2012!)
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To: PghBaldy

See that’s why you always want to keep a bottle of Vicks Formula 44 around...

...it stops the coffin


6 posted on 12/18/2008 7:29:07 PM PST by sierrahome
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To: Loud Mime

I don’t know what to say. I was going to LOL, but didn’t want to offend you.


7 posted on 12/18/2008 7:29:18 PM PST by unkus
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pssssst....over here.


8 posted on 12/18/2008 7:29:30 PM PST by Allegra ( Jet-lag...it's a state of being.)
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To: Loud Mime

Okie dokie .... :)


9 posted on 12/18/2008 7:30:56 PM PST by LaineyDee (Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
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To: Loud Mime

What a great story! I’m sitting here belly-laughing!


10 posted on 12/18/2008 7:32:24 PM PST by Finny ("Raise hell. Vote smart." -- Ted Nugent.)
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To: PghBaldy

I hear the young man may have had an accomplice.

11 posted on 12/18/2008 7:32:33 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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Johnny Silfrain

Great name, think I'll use it as a stage name with my band.

12 posted on 12/18/2008 7:33:04 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Everytime they open their mouth they shoot themselves in the foot.)
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To: Zuben Elgenubi

Thats just what they WANT everyone to think . . .


13 posted on 12/18/2008 7:33:54 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: unkus

It is ok. We laugh about it now. At first we we in shock, but you know what time does.

On night I was telling my nephew (a Marilyn Manson fan) about the event with Uncle Jerry. He developed a big smile...then asked....”Wait! Let me get this right. My great Uncle did that?”

I guess stuff like that impresses MM fans.


14 posted on 12/18/2008 7:35:28 PM PST by Loud Mime ("Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato)
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To: Loud Mime

If you throw in a few midgets you might have one hell of a story there!


15 posted on 12/18/2008 7:36:31 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: PghBaldy
For punishment he should have to visit with THE UNDERTAKER.
16 posted on 12/18/2008 7:36:57 PM PST by John Will
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To: Finny
The Story on that event.

You can google the rest.

17 posted on 12/18/2008 7:37:04 PM PST by Loud Mime ("Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato)
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To: Loud Mime

Sure, they realize that us “fogies” have had wierd and unusual life experiences, too.


18 posted on 12/18/2008 7:38:00 PM PST by unkus
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[Thats just what they WANT everyone to think . . ]

They've done a d*mn fine job. Gotta hand it to them.

19 posted on 12/18/2008 7:38:13 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: Loud Mime

Ah, love...some guys just can’t let go.’’

probably a grief reaction...not so unreal, but what a story.


20 posted on 12/18/2008 7:38:17 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (FREE BLAGO!!! LET HIM SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER!!!)
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