Meme Kalikimaka by Poi Dog Pondering has to be near the top. It is on the Acoustic Christmas CD (various artists with some decent songs) and never fails to get a groan from anyone who hears it.
By a nose, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".
By a whisker, "Rudy the Red-Nosed Rinodeer".
Leni
Oh and I’d like to add, “Rockin’ Around teh Christmas Tree.”
I hate that one with a passion.
Mid-Week Silliness Ping - for those who aren’t already here ;)
Oh, ya better watch out,
ya better not cry,
ya better not pout,
I’m tellin’ you why,
Santa Claus is DEAD
That’s my favorite.
I also enjoy Sleigh Ride. I downloaded 8 different versions of that and burned it to a CD which I gave to friends for Christmas one year. I played it for several hours at a party and no one noticed that it was the same song over and over and over.
“Grandma got ran over by a reindeer” is the worst Christmas song. EVER!
Any “Twelve Days of Christmas” variation.
This is the WORST rendition of one of the most beautiful Christmas carols.
It is the SINGER (Hillary Klintoon) who is annoying.
Judge for yourself here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zCpQZ-H94
One of the best Christmas songs was from JAG, season 9. (Erica Gimpel) is entertaining the troops in Iraq and sings “Christmas All Year Long”.
It used to be on youtube, but I can’t find the clip anymore.
Any instrumental version of The Twelve Days of Christmas, because without the lyrics it really begins to sound like a stuck record
To the tune of “Winter Wonderland” (with a well defined Balmer (from Baltimore) accent) (Essex isn’t a nice neighborhood)
Oh, by the way, hey did you know
Tomorrow night, we’re playing bingo
It’s a beautiful sight, we’re going bowling tonight
We’re walkin in an Essex Wonderland
Down the plant, we got the day off
Cuz the foreman got his payoff
We’re drinkin’ all day
We been wizzing away
We’re walkin in an Essex Wonderland
Let me tell you sumpin at this time, hon
Essex is da only place to be
While you’re at it you should get your hair done
And bleach it blonde so all the folks’ll see
We’re gettin Hazel to make some eggnog
In the fireplace, we’ll burn a fake log
Little Butchie will cry
Eatin rum pumpkin pie
We’re walkin in an Essex Wonderland
Joey’s home from the service
And his girlfriend is gettin nervous
While he was at sea
She contracted VD
They’re walkin in an Essex Wonderland
You can make and ornament from a Bud can
And then you’se can hang it from the tree
“Sherry are you pregnant?” she’ll say “No, man”
“But I’m thirteen, so ain’t it time to be?”
We’re calling Donnie up in jail
We’re raising money to post his bail
Iron Maiden is cranked
And Uncle Jimmy is tanked
We’re walkin in an Essex Wonderland
We’re walkin in an Essex Wonderland
Happy Holidees, Hon
we have a local radio station that plays ONLY Christmas songs for the season and they start before Thanksgiving........I LOVE it! I must be the only one...LOL
Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
John Denver - Please Daddy Don't Get Drunk This Christmas
Anyone - 12 Days of Christmas (right up there with 100 bottles of beer on the wall)
NewSong - The Christmas Shoes (way too depressing for Christmas)
Singing Dogs - Jingle Bells
Anyone - Fum Fum Fum (inane)
Ames Brothers - Good King Wenceslas
BTW, one of the best that's very little know is "Solder's King" by Donny Osmond. Also really like Narada, John Tesh and John Williams' soundtrack from Home Alone. IMHO, some of the best Christmas music artists are folks I wouldn't normally listen to at all. And, how can anyone NOT like Mannheim Steamroller :o)? C'mon you guys!
“Grama Got Ran Over By A Reindeer” is my most annoying Christmas song.
Since Madonna is merely a Marilyn impersonator (and not a very good one, BTW) it stands to reason that her cover version would suck.
Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey
