History's 10 Most Important Moustaches

Spike ^ | December 17, 2008 | unknown

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Since the dawn of time, the light of creation has shown down with favor on the most noble of man-growths: The Moustache. This is its story as told through its most important citizens.

10. Salvador Dali

Salvador Dali was a revolutionary surrealist artist and a crazy bastard (as so many revolutionary artists tend to be), but I’ll be damned if this effeminate Spaniard didn’t grow one hell of a fine ‘stache. Most famous of his works was the one with melting clocks. But who cares? Most famous of his moustache’s works was spitting in the face of space-time by defying gravity.

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9. Rollie Fingers

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8. Zorro

7. Wyatt Earp

6. Tom Selleck

5. Freddy Mercury

4. Anton Lavey

3. Nietzsche

2. Yosemite Sam

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Number 1 [as if you haven't already guessed]

[wita]

Hitler was a piker compared to the real number one.

[Darkwolf377]

What, no Freida Kahlo? ;)

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I was off collecting that one while you were posting ... LOL

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Who is your "real #1"?

[Caipirabob]

"My moustache will defeat you!"

Tom Selleck's moustache is powerful enough to repell liberal lameness of this magnitude:

Rosie's fall truly began the moment she chose to confront Tom Selleck's moustache. It's far more powerful than the typical liberal's "kung-fu" - HAHAAA!

Thank you for this laugh this AM!

[Disciplinemisanthropy]

Lanny McDonald!

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Chest hair is back! Rosie's career has been salvaged!

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He should certainly be on the list!

They also left off this one ... with the *brow* for extra points...

[TheWasteLand]

I nominate Lanny McDonald.

[wita]

Well now I’m conflicted, although Dudley’s nemesis is not on the level of Joe Stalin, he ought to be on the list as well.

[TheWasteLand]

D’oh. You beat me.

[Niteranger68]

[gargoyle]

...Yer beat me to it, and it was greasepaint at that until, “You Bet Yor Life”. And, less we forget Mark Twain, good on yer..

[Hoplite]

Stalin: Yezhov, have you liquidated everybody with a better mustache than me? Yezhov: You were serious about that?

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Mark Twain! OMG ... how could I forget!!! Excellent!

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HAHAHA! Очень смешно!