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History's 10 Most Important Moustaches
Spike ^ | December 17, 2008 | unknown

Posted on 12/17/2008 1:31:41 AM PST by Daffynition

Since the dawn of time, the light of creation has shown down with favor on the most noble of man-growths: The Moustache. This is its story as told through its most important citizens.

10. Salvador Dali

Salvador Dali was a revolutionary surrealist artist and a crazy bastard (as so many revolutionary artists tend to be), but I’ll be damned if this effeminate Spaniard didn’t grow one hell of a fine ‘stache. Most famous of his works was the one with melting clocks. But who cares? Most famous of his moustache’s works was spitting in the face of space-time by defying gravity.


TOPICS: History; Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: moustache
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1 posted on 12/17/2008 1:31:41 AM PST by Daffynition
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9. Rollie Fingers


2 posted on 12/17/2008 1:33:13 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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8. Zorro

7. Wyatt Earp

6. Tom Selleck

5. Freddy Mercury

4. Anton Lavey

3. Nietzsche

2. Yosemite Sam


3 posted on 12/17/2008 1:39:01 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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Number 1 [as if you haven't already guessed]
4 posted on 12/17/2008 1:40:35 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Daffynition

Hitler was a piker compared to the real number one.


5 posted on 12/17/2008 1:44:38 AM PST by wita
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To: Daffynition

What, no Freida Kahlo? ;)


6 posted on 12/17/2008 1:52:11 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Atheist Pro-Lifer)
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To: Darkwolf377
I was off collecting that one while you were posting ... LOL


7 posted on 12/17/2008 1:54:14 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: wita
Who is your "real #1"?


8 posted on 12/17/2008 1:55:59 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Daffynition
"My moustache will defeat you!"

Tom Selleck's moustache is powerful enough to repell liberal lameness of this magnitude:

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Rosie's fall truly began the moment she chose to confront Tom Selleck's moustache. It's far more powerful than the typical liberal's "kung-fu" - HAHAAA!

Thank you for this laugh this AM!

9 posted on 12/17/2008 2:07:42 AM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Daffynition

Lanny McDonald!
10 posted on 12/17/2008 2:28:08 AM PST by Disciplinemisanthropy (III III IV)
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To: Caipirabob
Chest hair is back! Rosie's career has been salvaged!
11 posted on 12/17/2008 2:29:54 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Disciplinemisanthropy
He should certainly be on the list!

They also left off this one ... with the *brow* for extra points...


12 posted on 12/17/2008 2:34:59 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Daffynition
I nominate Lanny McDonald.


13 posted on 12/17/2008 2:37:00 AM PST by TheWasteLand
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To: Daffynition

Well now I’m conflicted, although Dudley’s nemesis is not on the level of Joe Stalin, he ought to be on the list as well.


14 posted on 12/17/2008 2:37:51 AM PST by wita
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To: Disciplinemisanthropy

D’oh. You beat me.


15 posted on 12/17/2008 2:37:57 AM PST by TheWasteLand
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16 posted on 12/17/2008 2:38:21 AM PST by Niteranger68 (Barack Obama = Media Jesus)
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To: Daffynition

...Yer beat me to it, and it was greasepaint at that until, “You Bet Yor Life”. And, less we forget Mark Twain, good on yer..


17 posted on 12/17/2008 2:44:30 AM PST by gargoyle (..."If this be treason, make the most of it.". Patrick Henry...)
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To: Daffynition
Stalin: Yezhov, have you liquidated everybody
with a better mustache than me?
Yezhov: You were serious about that?

18 posted on 12/17/2008 2:48:57 AM PST by Hoplite
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To: gargoyle

Mark Twain! OMG ... how could I forget!!! Excellent!


19 posted on 12/17/2008 3:06:54 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Hoplite
HAHAHA! Очень смешно!
20 posted on 12/17/2008 3:10:29 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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