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Dying to support animal rights? Try a PETA coffin
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Posted on 12/16/2008 9:52:58 AM PST by JoeProBono

EDGEWOOD, N.M. -- For animal rights activists, sticking up for furry or feathered critters is a way of life. Now it can be a way of death, too. A New Mexico company is building all-wood human coffins in a partnership with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. They bear painted slogans, such as "Lifetime PETA Member" or "I saved 500 animals." Another serves up a last laugh that plays on a long-running PETA advertisement: "Told You I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead in Fur!" The coffins, which went on sale last week, are priced from $620 to $670, which includes a $75 PETA contribution. Made of wood, they are designed to be Earth-friendly, with no screws, nails, hinges or animal-based glues.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: peta

Coffin maker Dienna Genther runs a belt sander over the hand rails of an all-wood human coffin under construction at her workshop in Edgewood, N.M

1 posted on 12/16/2008 9:52:58 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Well, whatever keeps the hippies off the streets and stable.


2 posted on 12/16/2008 9:54:02 AM PST by Niuhuru (Fine, I'm A Racist and Proud Of It!)
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3 posted on 12/16/2008 9:54:32 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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Why not a burial at sea? Feed the fishies!


4 posted on 12/16/2008 9:56:00 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck)
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5 posted on 12/16/2008 9:56:23 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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6 posted on 12/16/2008 9:57:18 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: JoeProBono

PETA is a PITA!

7 posted on 12/16/2008 9:57:26 AM PST by MarineBrat (You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.)
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To: JoeProBono

How dare they! Trees have feelings, too!


8 posted on 12/16/2008 9:59:39 AM PST by LiberConservative (That temperatures are actually falling now illustrates how fast the world is warming.)
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To: JoeProBono

Think of all the little birds who cannot build a nest because you cut down their trees to build that coffin...BAD PETA!!


9 posted on 12/16/2008 10:00:35 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.)
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10 posted on 12/16/2008 10:05:02 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: MarineBrat

LOL, what a great door bell


11 posted on 12/16/2008 10:05:39 AM PST by shadeaud (The only thing we have to fear is fear itself and the executive power of president-elect obammma)
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To: JoeProBono

What’s the expiration date on those?


12 posted on 12/16/2008 10:06:14 AM PST by nufsed
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To: JoeProBono
I've had those.

Tastes like pork.

13 posted on 12/16/2008 10:19:31 AM PST by humblegunner (Where my PIE at, fool?)
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To: JoeProBono

A little makeup, little black dress and a nice haircut she wouldn’t be half bad. But I’m afraid the first time she opened her mouth the effect would totally evaporate.


14 posted on 12/16/2008 10:22:06 AM PST by Dionysius (Jingoism is no vice.)
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To: JoeProBono

Someone did not fully cook their soylent green...


15 posted on 12/16/2008 10:37:07 AM PST by TalonDJ
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I really hope they sell a lot.....soon.


16 posted on 12/16/2008 10:49:29 AM PST by fungoking (Tis a blessing to live in the Ozarks.)
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To: JoeProBono

And in the end, the insects will eat the corpse.

Irony can be really ironic sometimes.


17 posted on 12/16/2008 10:52:22 AM PST by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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