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Dead Whale + Dynamite = Bad Idea (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
YOUTUBE ^ | 12-15-08

Posted on 12/15/2008 5:57:01 PM PST by doug from upland

I stumbled upon this today on YouTube. A dead whale is too big to bury. It is rotting and stinking. I know, let's try dynamite!

WHALE AND DYNAMITE


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To: Joe 6-pack

That was well after my time.


21 posted on 12/15/2008 6:42:30 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: doug from upland
It wasn't a completely bad idea, All the needed was

MORE DYNAMITE

22 posted on 12/15/2008 6:45:07 PM PST by ThomasThomas ( Just because I leave out words and letters dosen't mean I didn't see them while typing!)
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To: doug from upland; count-your-change; saganite; CE2949BB; indcons; SandRat

As an Oregon resident where KATU is a local TV station, I expect a moment of silence on my behalf for what is a typical action by our state Dept of Transportation. From my days as an Amphib Navy sailor, I have seen large wide tracked equipment operate in sand, so I think they could have successfully buried the creature in place.


23 posted on 12/15/2008 6:52:02 PM PST by Retain Mike
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To: doug from upland

In a related story, do not miss this Oprah Christmas sing-along - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7Jyxq3sPo


24 posted on 12/15/2008 7:02:28 PM PST by doug from upland (8 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: doug from upland

That was one whale of an explosion!

Well, what did you expect? A joke about Obama? Rosie O’Donnell or Michael Moore, maybe.

Call some Eskimos. Tell them Christmas dinner is ready.

Okay, move on. Nothing to blubber about.


25 posted on 12/15/2008 7:04:32 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: doug from upland

At least this one was on the beach. I watched a show last night about a whale that was being transported to a research lab in Taiwan. It was strapped to a flat bed truck, stopped at a light in town, when it exploded from decomposition gases. Phew! There was blood and guts all over cars, outdoor stands, and piles of intestines in the street. Good times!


26 posted on 12/15/2008 7:15:07 PM PST by radiohead (Buy ammo, get your kids out of government schools, pray for the Republic.)
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To: doug from upland

That newsclip from a local station demonstrated to me how much more intelligent television news used to be.


27 posted on 12/15/2008 7:17:36 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics.)
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To: doug from upland

Continuing the fun, here are the TOP 10 WOMEN DRIVERS - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xyn-9cn0nE&feature=related


28 posted on 12/15/2008 7:22:31 PM PST by doug from upland (8 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: doug from upland

Whale + dynamite is a sure way to generate excitement. You can hear one woman just after the explosion saying...

“Here comes pieces of... whale!”


29 posted on 12/15/2008 7:39:42 PM PST by 6SJ7 (Atlas Shrugged Mode: ON)
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To: doug from upland

The burial of Moby Dick
Was done by an Oregon hick
Who said, “TNT
Is the answer for me.
But it’s going to take more than one stick.”


30 posted on 12/15/2008 7:52:31 PM PST by Rocky
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To: doug from upland

My In-Laws lived in Waldport when this happened and they knew man who owned the car that got crunched with the whale blubber.


31 posted on 12/15/2008 8:10:35 PM PST by Vor Lady (Previet Comrade! Fraternal greetings from Amerika!)
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To: Retain Mike

There is no point in doing something quietly and simply when you can get your hands on explosives, lots of explosives.


32 posted on 12/15/2008 8:43:24 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: Dr. Sivana; BlackElk

Dr.,
lets stick to the political analysis and leave the exploding whales to lesser fellows.

Someone with your talent is hard to come by in many of these ranting, meandering threads.

(And I am sure you aware that the Electoral College met today.)


33 posted on 12/15/2008 9:05:46 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT
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To: count-your-change

Now that is a perspective I never considered. It may not have been a matter of incompetence , but satisfaction of a lifelong dream. I can take comfort in the idea that at least the supervisor may be intelligent and deceptive.


34 posted on 12/15/2008 9:05:49 PM PST by Retain Mike
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To: Retain Mike

I guess I have the mind of a child that throws rocks into pond just to watch the splash.


35 posted on 12/15/2008 9:16:12 PM PST by count-your-change (You don't have be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
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To: doug from upland
Doug, you'll enjoy Blonde Star - another oldie, but goodie. :)
36 posted on 12/15/2008 9:42:33 PM PST by jellybean (Who is John Galt? ~ Bookmark altfreerepublic.freeforums.org for when FR is down)
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To: CE2949BB

That’s not nuts. I join you.


37 posted on 12/15/2008 10:52:22 PM PST by doug from upland (8 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: Joe 6-pack
...actually helped blow that whale.

Awww thats just sick.

38 posted on 12/15/2008 11:00:54 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Well, what did you expect? A joke about Obama?

What do a whale and a stick of dynamite have in common?

They're both wider than Barack Obama. (except if you count them ears, commonly refered as solar sails)

39 posted on 12/15/2008 11:05:24 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: doug from upland

While this story is good, the best exploding dead whale story comes from Taiwan in Jan 2004.

Dead whale on beach. Let’s take it to the university for study. After much hassle whale is loaded on an open flatbed truck. While being transported through the center of Tainan city buildup of decomposition gasses causes whale to explode. Store windows shattered, passersby and autos covered with foul smelling whale guts and intestinal contents.


40 posted on 12/16/2008 4:04:39 AM PST by jjr153 (Never Forget 9/11)
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