That was one whale of an explosion!
Well, what did you expect? A joke about Obama? Rosie O’Donnell or Michael Moore, maybe.
Call some Eskimos. Tell them Christmas dinner is ready.
Okay, move on. Nothing to blubber about.
What do a whale and a stick of dynamite have in common?
They're both wider than Barack Obama. (except if you count them ears, commonly refered as solar sails)