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wat do i get my mom?

Posted on 12/13/2008 5:28:34 PM PST by Heavan13

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To: Heavan13

My wife bought me the Air Force Historical Foundation’s “Complete History of the United States Air Force” for Christmas for only $25, and I like it a lot. It weighs several pounds, fuax leather cover, gorgeous illustrations...650 pages of full awesomeness.

Of course, I’m not a 60 year old woman, so I probably haven’t helped you any.


101 posted on 12/13/2008 9:39:47 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Heavan13
OH, BTW...in all seriousness, if you get her a few bags of these...


Lindt Lindor Truffles

...she'll be ecstatic.

102 posted on 12/13/2008 9:43:42 PM PST by Mr. Silverback ("[Palin] has not even lived in the Lower 48 since 1987. Come on! Really!" --Polybius)
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To: Mr. Silverback

They sell those cheap at any Filene’s Basement, usually near the registers.


103 posted on 12/13/2008 9:46:29 PM PST by Clemenza (Red is the Color of Virility, Blue is the Color of Impotence)
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To: Heavan13

You can get her a son or daughter that uses capital letters, can spell and form complete sentences.

Do you talk to your mom like you type?

Seriously, get her a subscription to Rush Limbaugh’s web site or newsletter. Not only will she enjoy it, she will re-think her opinion of you for the better.


104 posted on 12/13/2008 9:48:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Heavan13

I would suggest you tell her you’re putting your 40 dollars towards your G.E.D. so you can learn to spell well enough to get a job and get out of her basement.


105 posted on 12/13/2008 10:17:39 PM PST by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: Heavan13
I have just added you to my "avoid idiots" list...


106 posted on 12/14/2008 12:28:03 AM PST by backhoe (All across America, the Lights are going out...)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Tell me about it! LOL!


107 posted on 12/14/2008 3:44:03 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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108 posted on 12/14/2008 5:09:06 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The main stream media lied - America died.)
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To: Heavan13

Zombies!
Schrodinger’s Zombies specifically..


109 posted on 12/14/2008 5:31:09 AM PST by Darksheare (Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!)
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110 posted on 12/14/2008 5:35:48 AM PST by A.Hun (Common sense is no longer common.)
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“Heavan13 “

Hpow about one of them spel chekers?


111 posted on 12/14/2008 5:39:12 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: HokieMom

12 hours and still IBTZ.

My wife’s ex got her a sewing machine once. When he stepped out on her she gave the machine to the new girl. The new girl kicked him out and kept the sewing machine.

You just never know how those things are going to work out.


112 posted on 12/14/2008 5:57:25 AM PST by Clinging Bitterly (Starve the beast.)
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113 posted on 12/14/2008 7:08:30 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (I'll give Obama the same amount of respect the left gave Bush)
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To: John123
Have you met our Viking Kitty yet? Methinks you are just a troll...

Would you, please, extol on the meaning of "Viking Kitty" for those of us clueless nu-pid noobies?

114 posted on 12/14/2008 8:19:29 AM PST by paulycy
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Go to FReeper Lexicon and scroll down to Viking Kittens:

FReeper Lexicon

Here's the Viking Kitten video:

Viking Kittens

115 posted on 12/14/2008 10:01:23 AM PST by 50mm (Waiting anxiously for my bailout.)
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To: Dave in Eugene of all places

A sewing machine? I might keep the coffee maker!


116 posted on 12/14/2008 2:41:35 PM PST by HokieMom (Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
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To: paulycy

I keep a few Viking Kitties on my home page. Yer welcome to check ‘em out!


117 posted on 12/14/2008 3:34:38 PM PST by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: Old Sarge

I dunno. Possibly a frightened newbie who thought she was on some sort of chat room?

“Lurk before posting” should be a motto for newbies!


118 posted on 12/14/2008 3:44:09 PM PST by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir)
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To: Heavan13

Considering the illiterate nature of your post, I would suggest the best present you could give her would be go to school and quit being a drag on society.


119 posted on 12/14/2008 3:47:09 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (Gen. George S. Patton to Michael Moore... American Carol: "I really like slapping you.")
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To: 50mm

Thank you very much.


120 posted on 12/14/2008 6:03:54 PM PST by paulycy
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