[indianbob]

THis should prove that Madonna is nuts: and a typical Obama groupie

[MarineBrat]

I’ve got a bunion that can predict precipitation.

[Secret Agent Man]

The Zohar (not to be confused with “Zoltar”, the evil nemesis to G-Force).

[Yaelle]

It is predicted that this good leader will have to do battle with an evil leader who is described as having 'The face of a dog'. Some Kabbalah Centre associates report that there have been jokes between themselves and the material girl that this might refer to Sarah Palin describing herself as a 'Pit-bull with lipstick'. The good leader will eventually bring world peace and usher in a messianic era of enhanced spiritual awareness but only after defeating the evil leader.

Sarah Palin is not evil nor even close. However, Obama is not what he said he was, so maybe he is the evil one. Maybe he has the face of a dog.

[DieHard the Hunter]

> Now Madonna has allegedly claimed that Obama’s presidency was foretold by the mystical writings of the Kabbalah.

And the mighty Christian Prophet DieHard the Hunter allegedly claims that the Revelation of St John the Divine prophecied Madonna:

Revelation 17

1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters:

2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

3 So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

4 And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:

5 And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.

6 And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

[Mogwai]

I'll think more of this exegesis if The Weekly World News endorses it. *smirk*

[OriginalIntent]

The Bible predicted that Madonna (she is part of a large spiritually lost group) would label evil as good and they would label good as evil.

[guitarplayer1953]

What belief system was she raised in as a child?

[2ndDivisionVet]

“The first thing the dolphins told me to do was...”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_2rD24mQw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7-HcHQoioM&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoHqB_FQkpA&feature=related
(Penn & Teller’s Bull$#!t - warning, profanity)

[Domangart]

Young man beats old woman.
Young man beats old man.

A no brainer

[Snurple]

The gristle woman.

[SolidWood]

Duh! The Evil dog-face woman that “The One” defeated was Hillary! Back to the bench “madonna”.

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

in the final days a good leader will rise and battle evil

That must be the part about the Palin candidacy in 2012?

[cowboyway]

Many theologians frown on those who look to Kabbalah for a quick spiritual high. The Kabbalah Centre has drawn particular criticism. "It's a very slick operation that has very little to do with traditional Kabbalah," says bestselling author and Kabbalah scholar Rabbi Lawrence Kushner. "They are to Kabbalah what Disneyland is to the Metropolitan Opera: There's a lot of hoopla and fun, but there ain't much opera."

Celibritards...........................

[nomoremods]

How Madonna gets Obama from that “prophecy” is beyond me. It’s clearly Sarah Palin (humble origins, “rejected stone” could mean her rejection from the MSM).... and face of a dog is clearly Obama and his new puppy. So now I predict that Obama will fall from grace before he’s inaugurated and Palin will be selected from the remaining 3 candidates to become President.

See how easy it is to interpret prophecy to fit any point of reference?

[RichInOC]

Memo to Guy Ritchie:

We tole you that [woman] crazy!

[shield]

Did he also predict that Barry is not qualified to be president?

[TruthFactor]

May I be the first to use the word “SKANK” on this Madonna thread...? Thank you.

[Allegra]

Hey, Madonna, you dried-up old bag of slime:

Shut up. We don't care what you think. You're insignificant.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Associates of Madonna within the Kabbalah community have observed that according to the Zohar, one of the holiest books of the Kabbalah movement, in the final days a good leader will rise and battle evil

So these fruitcakes literally believe Obama is the Messiah???

This is too weird to be fiction!

[SunkenCiv]

What did the Kabbalah say about A) his birth certificate, B) Rezko, C) Jeremiah Wright, D) Governor Blagojovich, E) various other Chicagoland corruptions, F) Fannie Mae / Freddie Mac, G) price of crude, H) size of A-Rod’s Louisville Slugger, etc etc

Will ‘feditis’ spread to Obama and Daley?
Chicago Tribune | 12-14-08 | John Kass
Posted on 12/13/2008 3:18:00 PM PST by STARWISE
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2148349/posts

> Gov. Dead Meat is infected, not with some mental disorder, but with something far worse. He’s got a raging case of feditis. They don’t know if it’s the isolated feditis or the creeping kind, threatening not only the locals but the reform image of their guy about to assume the White House.