Posted on 12/11/2008 1:02:45 PM PST by swordfishtrombone
DECEMBER 10--Meet Brittany Phillips. Early Saturday morning, the 19-year-old Louisiana woman wanted some sex from her boyfriend. But Todd Stewart, 35, was apparently not in the mood. In fact, he tried to push Phillips off of him in the bedroom of the pair's West Monroe home. That much the couple can agree upon, according to Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office reports. Phillips claims Stewart became violent after rebuffing her advances. Stewart told an investigator that he left the bedroom to sleep on a living room couch, but that Phillips "would not leave him alone." At some point, he added, things got physical and he was stabbed in the lower lip with "a long metal object which appeared to be a knife." For her part, the frisky Phillips acknowledged to Deputy Shane Smith that she struck Stewart, but said it was done "to protect herself." Phillips, pictured in the below mug shot, was charged with aggravated battery, while a bloody Stewart, seen here, was charged with simple battery. Phillips was also booked on a pair of outstanding warrants, for simple battery and damage to property.
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Do you have to find a willing woman each day or is there a group you have on hand?
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sorry
I have a steady GF who is willing about every day, sometimes she misses. However, if you have a pool of women I could pick from I would be happy to spread myself around.
Yodeling Elaine, Queen of the air... not far behind?
Well played, sir!
what an attractive couple...
I am sure that would thrill the GF
Actually she is very lucky. Most men seem to lose their impact after about 45
Roger that! And, I’ve got some years on you.
Unfortunately — the skank in this story wouldn’t/couldn’t get the job done!
That’s what a hard life will do to you. If you look back at pictures of people from a long time ago, they often looked old in their 30’s and 40’s - we have it made today.
Whoa. The dude is a year older than me and looks old enough to be my father.
If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.
I have to say potentially not guilty with the right clothing and makeup.
I have to say it's time to visit your optometrist
Until she chases after you with a knife because you can’t force yourself to be in the mood.
35/2 = 17.5
17.5 + 7 = 24.5
24.5 > 19
= FAIL
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