1 posted on
12/11/2008 10:20:35 AM PST by
Sopater
To: Sopater
I like this one...

2 posted on
12/11/2008 10:21:54 AM PST by
Phoenix11
To: Sopater
On a count of three I will snap my fingers and you will have no recollection of this meeting.
3 posted on
12/11/2008 10:22:32 AM PST by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Sopater
What did you call me? Who do you think you are, Miles Davis?
4 posted on
12/11/2008 10:23:04 AM PST by
jessduntno
(Barack - Kenyan for "High Wind, Big Thunder, No Rain")
To: Sopater
Maybe he was just asking for a light.
5 posted on
12/11/2008 10:23:31 AM PST by
Mojave
(http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/obama_funny)
To: Sopater
6 posted on
12/11/2008 10:24:06 AM PST by
Constitution Day
(Big Brotha Is Watching You)
To: Sopater
Moe, Larry, and Curly reincarnated.
7 posted on
12/11/2008 10:24:06 AM PST by
freespirited
(Honk to indict the MSM for treason.)
To: Sopater
Elizabeth I once said she had no desire “to make windows into men’s souls.”
Now I see why.
To: Sopater
In the third hour of a grueling staring contest, President Elect Obama gains the upper hand with a well timed slight lowering of the left eyebrow.
9 posted on
12/11/2008 10:27:19 AM PST by
TexGuy
(If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
To: Sopater
Look M-Fer, you will buy it for $15M.
10 posted on
12/11/2008 10:30:54 AM PST by
smartin
(The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.)
To: Sopater
/memo from the Office of PUSPEBO, for immediate media dissemination, dated today (date to be inserted at a later date as needed):
"We have learned there are multiple photographs depicting PUSPEBO appearing side by side with the infamous saddening and appalling Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevic, and PUSPEBO is vehemently denying any such meetings EVER took place.
Obviously, ALL photographs, videos and other depictions have been PHOTOSHOPPED in order to place PUSPEBO in a negative light. In all probability, some conservative/Republican source is guilty of this, and the name Sean Hannity comes immediately to mind, although the possibility does exist that other conservatives/Republicans might be the source.
Henceforth, all such depictions shall be declared illegal and unwarranted and should be ignored by all. Guilty parties are being investigated and shall be convicted (after a trial, of course) of these crimes! Make no mistake!"
/end memo transmission from Office of PUSPEBO
/sarc
12 posted on
12/11/2008 10:33:47 AM PST by
pillut48
(CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
To: Sopater
This is so pathetic I don’t think I can caption it...
16 posted on
12/11/2008 10:53:37 AM PST by
Tzimisce
(http://groups.myspace.com/nailthemessiah)
To: Sopater
18 posted on
12/11/2008 10:58:04 AM PST by
j_guru
To: Sopater
Blago: What have you got?
Bambi: Take my wife, please.
20 posted on
12/11/2008 11:00:44 AM PST by
Fido969
("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
To: Sopater

Obama: "Totally safe, Rod. Even if they tape you, it won't matter. We'll all say you are clinically insane and this will pass."
23 posted on
12/11/2008 1:03:57 PM PST by
Yaelle
To: Sopater
26 posted on
12/11/2008 3:29:23 PM PST by
FredZarguna
(Archimedes, Newton, Leibniz, James and John Bernoulli, Euler, Gauss, Riemann, Hermite, Laplace...)
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