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1 posted on 12/11/2008 10:20:35 AM PST by Sopater
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I like this one...

2 posted on 12/11/2008 10:21:54 AM PST by Phoenix11
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On a count of three I will snap my fingers and you will have no recollection of this meeting.


3 posted on 12/11/2008 10:22:32 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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What did you call me? Who do you think you are, Miles Davis?


4 posted on 12/11/2008 10:23:04 AM PST by jessduntno (Barack - Kenyan for "High Wind, Big Thunder, No Rain")
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Maybe he was just asking for a light.


5 posted on 12/11/2008 10:23:31 AM PST by Mojave (http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/obama_funny)
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BTTT!


6 posted on 12/11/2008 10:24:06 AM PST by Constitution Day (Big Brotha Is Watching You)
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Moe, Larry, and Curly reincarnated.


7 posted on 12/11/2008 10:24:06 AM PST by freespirited (Honk to indict the MSM for treason.)
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Elizabeth I once said she had no desire “to make windows into men’s souls.”

Now I see why.


8 posted on 12/11/2008 10:26:16 AM PST by Welcome2thejungle
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In the third hour of a grueling staring contest, President Elect Obama gains the upper hand with a well timed slight lowering of the left eyebrow.


9 posted on 12/11/2008 10:27:19 AM PST by TexGuy (If it has the slimmest of chances of being considered sarcasm ... IT IS!)
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Look M-Fer, you will buy it for $15M.
10 posted on 12/11/2008 10:30:54 AM PST by smartin (The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.)
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/memo from the Office of PUSPEBO, for immediate media dissemination, dated today (date to be inserted at a later date as needed):

"We have learned there are multiple photographs depicting PUSPEBO appearing side by side with the infamous saddening and appalling Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevic, and PUSPEBO is vehemently denying any such meetings EVER took place.

Obviously, ALL photographs, videos and other depictions have been PHOTOSHOPPED in order to place PUSPEBO in a negative light. In all probability, some conservative/Republican source is guilty of this, and the name Sean Hannity comes immediately to mind, although the possibility does exist that other conservatives/Republicans might be the source.

Henceforth, all such depictions shall be declared illegal and unwarranted and should be ignored by all. Guilty parties are being investigated and shall be convicted (after a trial, of course) of these crimes! Make no mistake!"


/end memo transmission from Office of PUSPEBO

/sarc
12 posted on 12/11/2008 10:33:47 AM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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This is so pathetic I don’t think I can caption it...


16 posted on 12/11/2008 10:53:37 AM PST by Tzimisce (http://groups.myspace.com/nailthemessiah)
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Photobucket
18 posted on 12/11/2008 10:58:04 AM PST by j_guru
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Blago: What have you got?

Bambi: Take my wife, please.


20 posted on 12/11/2008 11:00:44 AM PST by Fido969 ("The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax." - Albert Einstein)
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Obama: "Totally safe, Rod. Even if they tape you, it won't matter. We'll all say you are clinically insane and this will pass."

23 posted on 12/11/2008 1:03:57 PM PST by Yaelle
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26 posted on 12/11/2008 3:29:23 PM PST by FredZarguna (Archimedes, Newton, Leibniz, James and John Bernoulli, Euler, Gauss, Riemann, Hermite, Laplace...)
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