[pillut48]

/memo from the Office of PUSPEBO, for immediate media dissemination, dated today (date to be inserted at a later date as needed):

"We have learned there are multiple photographs depicting PUSPEBO appearing side by side with the infamous saddening and appalling Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevic, and PUSPEBO is vehemently denying any such meetings EVER took place.

Obviously, ALL photographs, videos and other depictions have been PHOTOSHOPPED in order to place PUSPEBO in a negative light. In all probability, some conservative/Republican source is guilty of this, and the name Sean Hannity comes immediately to mind, although the possibility does exist that other conservatives/Republicans might be the source.

Henceforth, all such depictions shall be declared illegal and unwarranted and should be ignored by all. Guilty parties are being investigated and shall be convicted (after a trial, of course) of these crimes! Make no mistake!"

/end memo transmission from Office of PUSPEBO

/sarc

[Mojave]

Henceforth, all such depictions shall be declared illegal and unwarranted and should be ignored by all. Guilty parties are being investigated and shall be convicted (after a trial, of course) of these crimes!

Executions may precede convictions when circumstances require.