Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra

Ananova.com ^

[egannacht]

An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

[egannacht]

I never thought how robots view their sex lives.

[egannacht]

[andy58-in-nh]

Nestlé, huh? Are the chocolate ones a little bigger than the vanilla?

[uncbob]

According to the ADs the wife is always in heat

Funny thing you don’t see ADs where the guy wants sex but the wife always has a headache

[xJones]

LOL!

[roamer_1]

But what a way to go! :D

[Xenalyte]

>>And before you all ask why I clicked on the link, it was because it said, “Viagra.”<<

Me too, FRiend. ;p

[egannacht]

Perhaps it's a freudian interpretation but I think Salvadore Dali could have used a little Viagra, Levitra, or Cialis.

[egannacht]

Straight up.

[egannacht]

"It's a wee bit large but I can hurl it," said the Scot.

[freebilly]

Funny thing you don’t see ADs where the guy wants sex but the wife always has a headache

They got a drug for that, too: GHB... Just saying....

[Xenalyte]

Now, I’m Irish and as such completely unqualified to comment ... but that looks the hell of a lot more like a caber those bonny lads are tossin’ than it does a haggis.

[egannacht]

True. It was the only pictures that came up (appeared)

If I ate haggis I think I’d be tossing and havering

[savedbygrace]

I think they hurl haggis right after they toss the caber.

I wouldn’t even need the caber.

[Xenalyte]

So out at my Renfest, we have a Highland Fling-themed weekend, and for every themed weekend we have an eating contest ... of course, that weekend’s was haggis.

I am told it tasted like cat food.

I am also told that the contestants came perilously close to hurling.

I am further told (by the guy who plays my husband out there) that there is such a thing as good haggis. Nothing he told me - and he told me about haggis in grievous detail - makes me want to try it.

[egannacht]

Never tried haggis but deviled ham is like cat food and looks like cat food come to think of it. But it’s better than spam

spam
spam
spam
spam
spam
spam

QUIET! BLOODY VIKINGS.

[savedbygrace]

Thank you for sparing us the ‘grievous detail’.

[Hi Heels]

Italian Man + Viagra = A very late night.

[Lady Jag]

Italian men use viagra?

[ReignOfError]

The dispatcher warned the cops to be on the lookout for a hardened criminal.