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The 10 Most Devastating Insults [Actually Comebacks] of All Time
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| 12/1/08
| Michael Swaim
Posted on 12/01/2008 11:32:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows
Here’s a good one that belongs on such a “top ten” list:
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: “If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.”
Churchill to Lady Astor: “Madam, were I married to you I would drink it!”
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posted on
12/02/2008 10:20:42 AM PST
by
Enchante
(Countless Innocents in Mumbai, India Suffer the "Religion of Peace" in Action)
To: Slings and Arrows
REPARTEE: What you think of today that you should have said last night.
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posted on
12/02/2008 10:47:59 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
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To: Old Professer
Inside Info always adds fuel to the flame. :-)
To: Old Professer
But how else could a materialist imagine it?Spirit as other than a ghost, you mean ?
Cf. Lucretius, De Rerum Natura, Chapter 3, for an interesting discourse on mind and spirit from the materialist perspective.
Furthermore, the quickened power of body and mind have vigor and enjoy life only in close conjunction together - 3.558
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posted on
12/02/2008 4:11:05 PM PST
by
dr_lew
To: Slings and Arrows
WARNING: Contains strong language, blasphemy, confusion of James Garfield with Grover Cleveland. And no mention of Florence King.
Humph!
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posted on
12/02/2008 4:27:21 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Faith Manages. I consider myself a bit of a purist, and proud of it.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Strangely enough, there's no entry for "What's your DU screenname?"Or even "at least when I drive over bridges, I don't drown my lover." :)
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posted on
12/02/2008 4:44:46 PM PST
by
GOP_Raider
(Have you risen above your own public education today?)
To: Slings and Arrows
That's a nice shirt. You should have bought 2 of them and thrown 'em both out.
You get a free bowl of soup with that haircut?
They sell men's clothes where you bought those pants?
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posted on
12/02/2008 4:59:14 PM PST
by
thefactor
(yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
To: Slings and Arrows
Retort to someone who sticks out his tongue:
“No thanks, I use a scrub brush to clean my toilet.”
(BTW, doesn’t Oscar Wilde look like Snape (HARRY POTTER), played by Alan Rickman?)
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posted on
12/02/2008 11:11:25 PM PST
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: Cringing Negativism Network
Hey where’d you get that personality? A car accident!
To: thefactor
I had a shirt like that! Then I got a job!
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
12/06/2008 11:44:10 AM PST
by
Mojave
(http://barackobamajokes.googlepages.com/obama_funny)
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