Urine Trouble -- Whizzinator Makers Plead Guilty

tmz.com ^ | 11-25-08 | TMZ staff

[dynachrome]

The two whizzes who created a device to beat drugs tests just learned a valuable lesson: You don't pee on the United States government out of a fake penis and tell 'em it's raining.

Robert Catalano and George Wills have just plead guilty in U.S. District Court for conspiring to sell the Whizzinator -- a prosthetic penis sold with a heating device and dried urine which, quite obviously, helps people fake their way through drug tests

[SunkenCiv]

Should have thrown themselves on the mercy of the court, perhaps going so far as to prostate themselves...

[orlop9]

I’m going out on a limb and guessing the typo was intentional :)

[JRios1968]

Well, ain’t that a pisser.

[southern rock]

Free enterprise at its' best, done in by the gov't!

I agree. What the hell is illegal about this?

[JackOfVA]

Meanwhile President Bush just pardoned a rapper who was in jail for transporting 31 pounds of liquid cocaine in 2 briefcases (apparently he is so talented that Orin Hatch at Carley Simon appealed for him).

Wasn't it a commutation, not a pardon? A commutation reduces the sentence, in this case to 7 years or so from whatever the original sentence was, if I remember the article in the New York Post correctly. He still is a convicted felon, etc. Still not a good idea, but not nearly as bad as a pardon.

Jack

[mowowie]

Didn’t screwed up actor Tom Sizemore get busted trying to use one of these things once?

[LonePalm]

With the movies coming out lately, I think all the boobs are real.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)