Posted on 11/25/2008 9:27:46 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
MINNEAPOLIS -- Two Iowa football fans were caught having sex in a bathroom stall at the Metrodome during Saturday’s Minnesota-Iowa game.
According to a police report, a Metrodome security officer saw two people having sex in a handicapped stall after noticing two sets of feet with underwear dropped to the ground.
A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.
What’s a girl to do if there’s a big line at the Women’s and she really really has to go?
I like to practice making up excuses.
But there was no “Illegal Use of Hands” penalty cited! Could have been a “Holding” penalty though.
Illegal man down field.
Penalty! Excessive celebration in the end zone.
And if you really want to make it a memorable experience, leave the doors open. That way you have two participation and spectator sporting events for the price of one!
Make sure you stay around for tonight's “Amateur Mixed Couples Fight Night”!
Most of us Iowans who are Iowa State graduates, would not be surprised by this behavior of our rivals to the east.
‘The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.’
Iowa Cougars, 1, single girlfriend 0.
Personally, I think it would have been better if the 26 year old male was turned over to the husband, and the 38 year old cougar turned over to the girlfriend.
There’s a Jenny Jones episode for you!
Go Cyclones!
This thread is useless without pictures.
I wonder if it started with some innocent foot tapping and spun out of control?
Oh to be young.
Hawk...your comments?
I'm sure that was awkward.
I would hope that they had other clues besides that before busting down the stall door, it could have been a handicapped person and an attendant. And yes, you are permitted (in the jurisdictions I'm familiar with) to have an attendant of the opposite gender in the loo with you.
Well at least it wasn’t two “wide stance” dudes finding each other..... you never know with Iowa fans.......
[ducking as heavy objects are thrown my way......]
In a way this is funny but it's also very embarassing to even read about it.
Actually, I was at the Jindahl event and it was huge so you could have been there and I would not have seen you.
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