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Inauguration Jokes
The Barack Obama Jokes Website ^
| November 21, 2008
| Hillary Kitten
Posted on 11/21/2008 12:29:33 PM PST by Mojave
President Obama is being criticized because his inaugural celebrations are projected to cost the taxpayers over $400 million. When asked about it, Obama explained that Ted Kennedy planned to attend and there was going to be an open bar.
President Obama plans to ride in the inaugural parade without the traditional limousine. He'll be in a sleigh pulled by reindeer.
As a precaution for the Obama presidency, the White House copy of the Constitution is being removed. It's made from hemp.
William Shatner attended Obama's inaugural ball. After taking a quick look around he got on his communicator and commanded, "Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here."
Q. Why did the Secret Service double security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration?
A. If something happened to her, then Barack would be in charge.
Q: What will the band play at Obama's inauguration?
A: Inhale to the chief.
Q: Why will there two presidential limousines for the inauguration?
A: So Hillary won't know which one he's in.
Q: What is the difference between Barack Obama and Jimmy Carter?
A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to ruin the economy.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 400milliondollars; 400millionwasted; coronation; humor; hype; obamatransitionfile
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posted on
11/21/2008 12:29:34 PM PST
by
Mojave
To: Mojave
I’m more and more convinced that we are moving into the most humorless period in American history.
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posted on
11/21/2008 12:31:54 PM PST
by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution - 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: Mojave
I think we would still know what limo he was in...
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posted on
11/21/2008 12:33:16 PM PST
by
edzo4
(NoBama 2012)
To: TC Rider
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posted on
11/21/2008 12:33:28 PM PST
by
Mojave
(http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/)
To: Mojave
A detroit radio station called the Kenyan embassy after the election of Obama. After a lot of trouble they get through to the ambassador of Kenya.
The ambassador of Kenya says that obama was born in Kenya and that his birth place has become a national shrine.
Listen to the
recording here
The quote is around 12:35, so if you dont have time to listen to the whole thing, you can jump ahead.
Be sure to download the recording as well. The chances of it remaining online for long are remote.
If you have the skills to post it on Utube...please do.
The Arnold would have run for president long ago and likely won if he were a "natural born" american. He's not. He's naturalized. So he can't run. And he knows it. (though there were some trial balloons sent up a couple years back about changing the law.)
Like the Arnold, Obama looks to be a naturalized citizen.
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posted on
11/21/2008 12:34:12 PM PST
by
ckilmer
(Phi)
To: edzo4
Not a lot of headroom for the throne.
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posted on
11/21/2008 12:34:52 PM PST
by
Mojave
(http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/)
To: Mojave
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posted on
11/21/2008 12:34:55 PM PST
by
Jeff Head
(Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: Mojave
Q: Why did Jimmah Cartah vote for Obama?
A: So he would not be remembered as the worst president ever.
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posted on
11/21/2008 3:19:05 PM PST
by
llevrok
To: llevrok
Q. Why did Jimmah Cartah vote for Obama? A. More poverty will be good for his Habitats for Humanity gig.
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posted on
11/21/2008 4:16:24 PM PST
by
Mojave
(http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/)
To: Mojave
Obama walks into a bar.
He sits down at the bar and says, “Give me a beer.”
The bartender, who was a 60’s hippy radical, says, “Sure, but it’s going to cost you. You’re going to have to get me a personal autograph from your friend Bill Ayers.”
Obama says, “Bill Ayers? I don’t know any Bill Ayers!”
The bartender says, “What? Yeah, right. You’ve been in here drinking with him for at least fifteen years.”
Obama: “Oh, you mean Bill Ayers! I thought you said Bill Airs!...Yeah, someone said some guy by that name lives somewhere around here...but I’m sorry man, he doesn’t sign anything he writes for me.”
To: EternalVigilance
Obama walks into a bar. He sits down at the bar and says, Give me a beer. A beer? Not a Mojito?
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posted on
11/21/2008 4:40:15 PM PST
by
Mojave
(http://laissez-fairerepublic.com/)
To: edzo4
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posted on
11/21/2008 10:06:53 PM PST
by
no dems
(George W. Bush: America's last White President. ACORN will see to it.)
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