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API Needs Your Help Getting The Tape Out
African Press International ^ | African Press International

Posted on 11/03/2008 7:18:30 AM PST by mnehring

From Chief Editor Korir

From: Chief Editor Korir - africanpress@getmail.no

Dear Friend,

I am Chief Editor Korir, I work in the African Press International here in Norway. I actually have an urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. I got your contact from Internet and decided to contact you immediately.

On October 18th, 2008, An American political adviser with the Barack Obama campaign, Mr. Richard Astley, made a number time (fixed) deposits valued at US$8,750,000 (Eight Million, Seven Hundred & Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) to secure an interview between us and a Mrs. Michelle Obama. Upon reviewing the tapes after the interview, we've determined that the tapes where quite damning to Mr. Obama. We've tried in vane to work a deal with Fox News to play the tapes, so we are asking for your help.

We will be willing to share the payment that Mr. Astley made with API to help us get the tape to the public. Unfortunately, we have not been able to contact Mr. Astley. On investigation, it was discovered that Mr. Astley died along with his family in a plane crash. On further investigation, I discovered that Mr. Richard Astley did not leave a WILL and all attempts to trace his Next of Kin proved abortive. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Astley did not declare any Next of Kin in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paper work. This sum of US$8,750,000 is still floating in the Bank
According to the Norwegian Laws, at the expiration of October, the money will revert to the ownership of the Norwegian Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. That is what gave way to this deal.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the Next of Kin to Mr. Astley so that the fruits of transactions will not get into the hands of Obama Campaign officials.
To facilitate the transaction therefore:

1. I would like you to provide me with a viable account details where this fund could be safely transferred into as Next of Kin of the former depositor. We would also like to have a home address for you, along with alarm codes, to deliver the Michelle Obama tape.

2. We do not anticipate any risk/problem whatsoever, as all the loopholes has been taken care of and there is no risk involved in this deal. All the Computer work for this transaction will be done by me, including your name as the new Beneficiary of this fund and owner of the tape.

You will be entitled to 30% of the total amount as your commission after the transaction as well as copyright ownership of the Michelle Obama tape. If you are interested and capable of handling this deal, please write. On receipt of your response, I shall then provide you with more details on how to go about it.

Please note that this is very confidential. And as I am still a staff with African Press International. I would not like to be known or mentioned as having knowledge of the deal but I will be giving you inside information on what to do.

Awaiting your urgent reply. Do not forget to include your direct telephone and fax numbers for further communication.

Faithfully Yours,

Chief Editor Korir



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: api; cheesemoosesister; iminbaybeeeeeeeeeeee; itsajoke; michelleobama; neverdesertyou; nevergiveyouup; neverletyoudown; neverrunaround; obama; satire
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To: mnehrling
lol. This is absurd. Maybe a few months ago, but the day before election???? Oh well keep trying...
21 posted on 11/03/2008 7:25:17 AM PST by napscoordinator
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To: mnehrling

It’s called YouTube, API.


22 posted on 11/03/2008 7:25:27 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: mnehrling

There is no tape and even if there were, why would anyone care?

They don’t care about Obama’s illegal alien Aunt, sucking of the US
They don;t care about Michelle’s racist thesis
They don’t care about Rev. Wright and the USKKA or GD America
They don’t care about Obama saying he will take your money and give it to layabouts
They don;t care about Obama snapping his fingers to a dance troupe beheading israelis
They don’t care.

The only way to win is for 100% of non-marxist, non-racist Americans, to get out and vote. Turnout.


23 posted on 11/03/2008 7:25:58 AM PST by wilco200 (Typical White Person)
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To: mnehrling

ROTFLMAO!!! Nice, real nice.


24 posted on 11/03/2008 7:26:20 AM PST by CodeToad
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To: mnehrling

Is this a satire you made up...or a real (sort of) email that you received?

If this is a genuine (sort of) email, I think we can put the API story to bed. Kudos to Rush, Hannity, etc. for not taking the bait.


25 posted on 11/03/2008 7:27:49 AM PST by lacrew (Let Biden be Biden!)
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To: mnehrling

ROFLOL!!!


26 posted on 11/03/2008 7:28:10 AM PST by Osage Orange (Obama's heart is blacker than the devil's riding boots...............)
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To: mnehrling

This whole API thing is starting to sound like a Nigerian e-mail scam.


27 posted on 11/03/2008 7:29:50 AM PST by PJ-Comix (FREE the Joe Biden raw video!!!)
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To: mnehrling; Admin Moderator

What’s with the imposter API posts?

This whole API/Michelle tape has been a joke, but fake posts are not very cool.


28 posted on 11/03/2008 7:30:19 AM PST by PjhCPA (I Am Joe!!!)
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To: joinedafterattack

no they are not, this post is a FAKE


29 posted on 11/03/2008 7:31:18 AM PST by PjhCPA (I Am Joe!!!)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Looks like they’re never gonna give this up......


30 posted on 11/03/2008 7:31:28 AM PST by Mac from Cleveland (Joe Biden behind a microphone is like Ted Kennedy behind a steering wheel)
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To: mnehrling

How about telling them you will help them out if they will just pose with a pancake on their head.


31 posted on 11/03/2008 7:31:46 AM PST by Walmartian (Doesnt sound very Hopenchangey to me.)
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To: Osage Orange

I saw Bigfoot in my backyard this morning. Send me your credit card number for a picture.


32 posted on 11/03/2008 7:31:52 AM PST by Matt Hatter
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To: mnehrling

1) tape is fake
2) even if it were real, we don’t need it
3) go away now


33 posted on 11/03/2008 7:32:07 AM PST by LeoOshkosh (Crazy Leo is right again)
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To: mnehrling

LOL


34 posted on 11/03/2008 7:33:02 AM PST by DManA
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To: mnehrling

Now that API has been RickRolled, can we can them?


35 posted on 11/03/2008 7:33:09 AM PST by John W (How can she be so smart and savvy, such a Hey Good Lookin' dish)
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To: Walmartian
Too late. To prove this is real, Chief Editor Korir already sent me a picture with the specifications I requested.

36 posted on 11/03/2008 7:33:30 AM PST by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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To: mnehrling

LOL!


37 posted on 11/03/2008 7:33:53 AM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Mac from Cleveland

LOL!


38 posted on 11/03/2008 7:34:24 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Matt Hatter
Heck, I can top that...I saw monkey's riding flying pigs in formation last night.

Send me $100 cash...NOW!

39 posted on 11/03/2008 7:34:25 AM PST by Osage Orange (Obama's heart is blacker than the devil's riding boots...............)
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To: mnehrling
API Needs Your Help Getting The Tape Out

If only there was some kind of worldwide web of computers where the tape could get posted...So sad. This was such a great opportunity. I guess I'll have to go with my second best african opportunity (the royal heir in Nigeria who want to cut me in on his fortune in order to help him get it out of his country.)

40 posted on 11/03/2008 7:34:55 AM PST by Onelifetogive (Is it too early to open a female wing on Mt. Rushmore?)
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