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API Needs Your Help Getting The Tape Out
African Press International ^ | African Press International

Posted on 11/03/2008 7:18:30 AM PST by mnehring

From Chief Editor Korir

From: Chief Editor Korir - africanpress@getmail.no

Dear Friend,

I am Chief Editor Korir, I work in the African Press International here in Norway. I actually have an urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. I got your contact from Internet and decided to contact you immediately.

On October 18th, 2008, An American political adviser with the Barack Obama campaign, Mr. Richard Astley, made a number time (fixed) deposits valued at US$8,750,000 (Eight Million, Seven Hundred & Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) to secure an interview between us and a Mrs. Michelle Obama. Upon reviewing the tapes after the interview, we've determined that the tapes where quite damning to Mr. Obama. We've tried in vane to work a deal with Fox News to play the tapes, so we are asking for your help.

We will be willing to share the payment that Mr. Astley made with API to help us get the tape to the public. Unfortunately, we have not been able to contact Mr. Astley. On investigation, it was discovered that Mr. Astley died along with his family in a plane crash. On further investigation, I discovered that Mr. Richard Astley did not leave a WILL and all attempts to trace his Next of Kin proved abortive. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Astley did not declare any Next of Kin in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paper work. This sum of US$8,750,000 is still floating in the Bank
According to the Norwegian Laws, at the expiration of October, the money will revert to the ownership of the Norwegian Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. That is what gave way to this deal.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand in as the Next of Kin to Mr. Astley so that the fruits of transactions will not get into the hands of Obama Campaign officials.
To facilitate the transaction therefore:

1. I would like you to provide me with a viable account details where this fund could be safely transferred into as Next of Kin of the former depositor. We would also like to have a home address for you, along with alarm codes, to deliver the Michelle Obama tape.

2. We do not anticipate any risk/problem whatsoever, as all the loopholes has been taken care of and there is no risk involved in this deal. All the Computer work for this transaction will be done by me, including your name as the new Beneficiary of this fund and owner of the tape.

You will be entitled to 30% of the total amount as your commission after the transaction as well as copyright ownership of the Michelle Obama tape. If you are interested and capable of handling this deal, please write. On receipt of your response, I shall then provide you with more details on how to go about it.

Please note that this is very confidential. And as I am still a staff with African Press International. I would not like to be known or mentioned as having knowledge of the deal but I will be giving you inside information on what to do.

Awaiting your urgent reply. Do not forget to include your direct telephone and fax numbers for further communication.

Faithfully Yours,

Chief Editor Korir



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: api; cheesemoosesister; iminbaybeeeeeeeeeeee; itsajoke; michelleobama; neverdesertyou; nevergiveyouup; neverletyoudown; neverrunaround; obama; satire
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Wow, this may be a great opportunity to help out API get this tape released.
1 posted on 11/03/2008 7:18:30 AM PST by mnehring
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To: 1rudeboy

Ping


2 posted on 11/03/2008 7:18:53 AM PST by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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To: mnehrling

*yawn*

They got nuttin’.


3 posted on 11/03/2008 7:19:49 AM PST by kimmie7 (I'm voting for the woman. All the others PALIN comparison.)
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To: mnehrling

API is the 2008 election version of the 2000 “All your base are belongs to us”.


4 posted on 11/03/2008 7:20:08 AM PST by AU72
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To: mnehrling

“Mr. Richard Astley”?????????

BBBbbbbbbbwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!


5 posted on 11/03/2008 7:20:23 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: mnehrling

plueeeezee..


6 posted on 11/03/2008 7:20:25 AM PST by VU4G10 (Have You Forgotten?)
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To: mnehrling

A combination “Rick Roll” and Nigerian scam. Nice.


7 posted on 11/03/2008 7:20:32 AM PST by NC28203
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LOL...if there is a tape, which is super doubtful-—why not just release it-—even on youtube? This must be an Obama scam


8 posted on 11/03/2008 7:20:45 AM PST by LegalEagle61 (If you are going to burn our flag, please make sure you are wearing it when you do!)
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To: mnehrling

This is debunked crap, hopefully after tomorrow people will stop posting this junk.


9 posted on 11/03/2008 7:21:11 AM PST by libbylu
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To: mnehrling

It is just a matter of time before these fraudsters want our credit card number.

Just wait.


10 posted on 11/03/2008 7:21:28 AM PST by joinedafterattack
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To: mnehrling

Why does the moderator allow these API nonsense posts to be put on this board? If they have a tape they can upload it to You Tube. They have nothing.


11 posted on 11/03/2008 7:21:35 AM PST by Frantzie
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To: mnehrling

I smell scam. Russian bride type scam, Nigerian half-the-money-is-your scam. I’d suggest not emailing this guy or you may end up on some weird lists.


12 posted on 11/03/2008 7:21:50 AM PST by BlueStateBlues (Blue State for business, Red State at heart..)
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To: mnehrling

Classic...


13 posted on 11/03/2008 7:22:14 AM PST by surfer
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To: kimmie7
API will never:

14 posted on 11/03/2008 7:22:17 AM PST by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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To: mnehrling

Probably started by axelrod to make pubbies look bad. trash.


15 posted on 11/03/2008 7:22:18 AM PST by libbylu
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To: mnehrling
LOL, nice job.

On a legitimate note, there was a great interview with Rick Astley a while back. He is mystified by the whole Rick-Roll phenomena.

16 posted on 11/03/2008 7:22:42 AM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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To: mnehrling

FREEPERS, with every API post report abuse to the monitor of this board.

These guys, API, are asking for money to get the tape released. This is just like the scams we get in emails all the time about some kingdoms money you can help retrieve and share in the profit. PLEASE delete these posts.


17 posted on 11/03/2008 7:23:54 AM PST by joinedafterattack
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To: mnehrling

Where is the ‘Geez not this crap again” guy, when you need him?


18 posted on 11/03/2008 7:24:10 AM PST by edge10
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To: mnehrling
If we each just send them 3 grand then they will release the tapes and send $19 Million to each of our banking accounts

.

19 posted on 11/03/2008 7:24:23 AM PST by Elle Bee
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To: joinedafterattack

I don’t know, it sounds legit to me.. I just sent them my bank information to try to help. Did you go to the full article at the link?


20 posted on 11/03/2008 7:25:00 AM PST by mnehring (We Are Joe!)
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