Posted on 11/01/2008 1:34:48 PM PDT by conservativeinferno
Two liberal-looking people came to my door this afternoon. As soon as I saw their sticker I started laughing. It felt so good to tell them "Obama is a socialist. You will not change my vote." The lady asked why I thought he was a socialist. I looked at her and said "spread the wealth." She then started talking about how paying taxes is not bad and then asked me if I believed in paying taxes. I told her I do believe in paying taxes- but only my fair share and that it is not right to tax people who make more money just because they bust their ass. They looked dejected and left.
Wow - that was a great response by you!
I wish I could have thought quickly on my feet...I just decided to take the high road and not engage them
Invite them in for an orgy, or tell them you have some pot, and keep them waiting 30 minutes before you say, “Oh, just kidding, my friends.”
I have a stock answer. I tell them I’m just not that into Karl Marx.
i just wave my 9 in their faces and ask if they have any questions.
What do you say to the cops?
Obama's camp consists of black racists, anarchists, communists, abortionists, terrorists, Jonestown idiots, Kos Kidz and an assortment of other anti-American monsters.
There are no Americans in Obamaland.
NONE.
find out how much they are being paid and or what hot drugs the campaign is dishing out. Ask them what is worth to vote for the one....
I was trying to take the day off (politically) to watch football. The audacity!
No,no,no. Better to tell them you’re undecided but leaning towards Obama. Have them spend time trying to convince you. When they’re ready to go, tell them you’re still undecided but leaning to Obama. Above all, be polite. When I was making my calls for McCain, I appreciated that.
They came to the house of one of our supervisors at work. He saved all the literature and humg them up in the cube of a guy we work with who was off that day (the guy hates Obama with a passion). It was pretty funny.
I wished they’d come to my house. Unfortunately, I live in the sticks. I’d tell them that I’ve already voted for Cynthia McKinney, a REAL black candidate, 25 times! That would be some funny stuff.
Sounds like fun, but now they now where you live..
My husband got a call from a paid caller against a pro-life initiative on our ballot. My usually calm husband started unloading on this caller, talking about the abortion procedure and what it entails. His voice became more and more tremulo as he talked and the caller did not hang up. He finally was in such a state that he handed the phone to me. When I began talking to this man, he started telling me he was just doing a job, trying to feed his family, and I talked to him about his family and how healthy families don’t kill their youngest members. (The pro-abort campaign calls itself the “campaign for healthy families.”)
We must have kept that guy on the line for 10 minutes. Finally, from his answers that didn’t always correspond to what I was saying, I understood that this man agreed with us but was just doing a job, and that he, too, was trying to keep from making more phone calls. I said to him, I know that you agree with me about this. I can hear it in your voice. And he said yes before hanging up.
It’s good to keep them talking to you for as long as possible. You never know when they might just be paid tools who really don’t want to do what they’re doing and love an excuse to slow down.
Someone left an 0bama flyer in my screen door on Friday - too bad I wasn't home when they did so.
I would love if they would ask me that. I would say not "no", but "HELL NO!" I do not believe in paying Federal Income taxes at ALL. It is a form of slavery to pay taxes on your labor. It was wrong in the past, it is wrong now, and it will always be wrong.
I had a couple of Mobama types knock on my door this week. I told them they would be hard pressed to find anyone in the area voting for him. I was polite but had a hard time keeping a straight face. My neighbor (Korean war vet)down the road told me he told them to get off his property or he was going to turn his mean dog loose on them.
Just as I was waking up after 2 hours’ sleep following my graveyard shift so I could go knock on doors for the McCain campaign, I heard a knock on our door. My wife asked “who is it?”
“Obama campaign” was the reply.
With relish I headed straight for the door, still barely awake at all, and in boxer shorts and a white t-shirt, my hair all messed up and very ornery looking/feeling.
I flung the door open and there stood two women of very diverse ethnicity, leaning casually on the railing and doorframe of the neighbor’s condo.
“Yeah, God Damn America, right?!??!,” I bellowed at them.
“Ooh,” both of them uttered simultaneously. They backed up and I started to close the door, then flung it wide open again and exclaimed, “His wife is no treat, either!!!”
“Ooh,” they managed, as I abruptly closed the door and got ready to canvass for Sen. John McCain and Gov. Sarah Palin.
I got home form canvassing for the GOP awhile ago, and now I must get a couple more hours’ sleep so as to do another overnight shift.
God Bless America, that we still have free speech and private property to some extent!
Thank you!
“His wife is no treat, either!!!”
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BWAHAHAhahahah! OMG, thank you for a good laugh. I needed one today. Yeah, that Michelle ain’t no treat....
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