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Michigan Man Gets `Friendly` With Vacuum Cleaner
javno ^
| 10/25/2008
| staff
Posted on 10/31/2008 8:22:35 AM PDT by redrunner
A man has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.
Jason Savage, 29, was taken into police custody for indecent exposure when an officer spied him misusing the cleaning device at the Fill-N-Wash services.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard."
Savage was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and 'flee and elude' when the incident took place in Michigan, US.
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: criminals
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To: rintense
No Jennifer said we would be BLOWN away!
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posted on
10/31/2008 9:06:06 AM PDT
by
70th Division
(I love my country but fear my government!)
To: redrunner
Looks like Obama just lost a vote (unless he voted early).
42
posted on
10/31/2008 9:06:45 AM PDT
by
SampleMan
(Community Organizer: What liberals do when they run out of college, before they run out of Marxism.)
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To: mouse1
I needed alittle humor today.
Come over
here then
44
posted on
10/31/2008 9:18:20 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.)
To: MES401067
To: redrunner
A kid in college was nicknamed “Hoover”... Apparently the suction force of the built in vacuum system in his house pinned him to the wall and he needed help from his parents. Duh!...Then he told his college friends about it...Double-Duh! Probably an Obama supporter today, and maybe an Electrolux salesman to boot...
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posted on
10/31/2008 9:24:56 AM PDT
by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
To: kimchi lover
Whacks on, Whacks off. OMG! You owe me a new keyboard...
"Ah, Daniel-san, you much humor...."
To: Springman; sergeantdave; cyclotic; netmilsmom; RatsDawg; PGalt; FreedomHammer; queenkathy; ...
If you would like to be added or dropped from the Michigan ping list, please freepmail me.
Now I know what ACORN workers do on their lunch breaks.
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posted on
10/31/2008 9:53:05 AM PDT
by
grellis
(SISTERHOOD OF SARAH God. Guns. Hockey.)
To: redrunner
He was just trying to “fill” before the wash. It was, after all, the Fill-N-Wash.
To: 70th Division
No Jennifer said we would be BLOWN away! Not yet, but I've been offered a place to stay in both Arizona and Indiana until we are back on our feet when we are.
50
posted on
10/31/2008 10:46:16 AM PDT
by
magslinger
(I am Joe.)
To: redrunner
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posted on
10/31/2008 10:46:48 AM PDT
by
mattdono
(Only Lot will be left.)
To: mattdono
Never been happier to have been using a home vac for the car all these years...
52
posted on
10/31/2008 10:50:10 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Maybe he was just being frugal....a few quarters in a vaccuum has to be cheaper than a hooker...ha ha ha Of course, this is the George Bush economy's fault. If he had more money he could have hired a hooker.
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posted on
10/31/2008 10:52:37 AM PDT
by
PennsylvaniaMom
((Rapping) I say 0bama...you say Ayers. 0bama! Ayers! 0bama! Ayers!)
To: redrunner; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
54
posted on
10/31/2008 11:15:01 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(A day without a crevo thread is like a day without electrogenital torture.)
To: kimchi lover
55
posted on
10/31/2008 11:58:54 AM PDT
by
Gondring
(Paul Revere would have been flamed as a naysayer troll and told to go back to Boston.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Why do people have to do this in public? EWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww......
56
posted on
10/31/2008 12:21:38 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
To: Understated
I’m speechless. first time huh?
57
posted on
10/31/2008 12:41:27 PM PDT
by
DeLaine
To: PennsylvaniaMom
"Of course, this is the George Bush economy's fault. If he had more money he could have hired a hooker." Maybe after "The One" dedistributes the wealth, he can upgrade from a vaccuum to a blow-up doll....
58
posted on
10/31/2008 12:52:44 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. - Abraham Lincoln)
To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
59
posted on
10/31/2008 1:24:38 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
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To: Lady Jag
Madness!
60
posted on
10/31/2008 1:39:13 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("A gov't big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.)
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