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Michigan Man Gets `Friendly` With Vacuum Cleaner
javno ^
| 10/25/2008
| staff
Posted on 10/31/2008 8:22:35 AM PDT by redrunner
A man has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.
Jason Savage, 29, was taken into police custody for indecent exposure when an officer spied him misusing the cleaning device at the Fill-N-Wash services.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard."
Savage was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and 'flee and elude' when the incident took place in Michigan, US.
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: criminals
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To: redrunner
August 30, 1901 Hubert Cecil Booth patents the vacuum cleaner.
August 31, 1901 Edward “Crazy Eddie” Hinson of Liverpool, England arrested for trying to pleasure himself with Booth’s invention.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:29:28 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(My 401K is in precious metals. Lead, Brass, Titanium and Blued Steel.)
To: xcamel
“This is about 3 weeks old, you know...”
I guess I missed the Self Serve Weiner Cleaner ping thread. Please add me as you seem to stay pretty current ;)
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:30:51 AM PDT
by
freedomlover
(Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
To: tlb
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:32:15 AM PDT
by
kimchi lover
(Joe the Plumber is my Homeboy!)
To: redrunner
Remind’s me of Zappa’s Church of Appliantology and L. Ron Hoover.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:33:00 AM PDT
by
TravisBickle
(Are you talkin' to me?)
To: killer_rat
8 pound oreck?
dirt devil?
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:34:49 AM PDT
by
mouse1
To: redrunner
I wonder if his vacuum cleaner at home feels cheated on.
To: redrunner
When the veternarian was called in to examine the man caught in a milking machine his advise was to “feed him and fan him, the machine is set for a gallon”...OLDE JOKE!!!
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:36:46 AM PDT
by
GOYAKLA
(My Tee shirt for 2009-2012:" I voted FRED don't you wish you did")
To: redrunner
A man has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.Can he be arrested for soliciting a prostitute?
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:37:15 AM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: TravisBickle
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:39:15 AM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: redrunner
A man has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash. DU poster...bartcop? Thats the closest he will ever get to a woman. yuck yuck
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:39:56 AM PDT
by
Snurple
(VEGETARIAN, OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER.)
To: Dog Gone
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:43:46 AM PDT
by
dirtboy
To: redrunner; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; ...
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:48:09 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. - Abraham Lincoln)
To: redrunner
Come to California, Jason. You’ll probably be able to marry your friend soon.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:49:34 AM PDT
by
RichInOC
("The door's wide open now! It's gonna happen! Whether ya like it or not!"--Thanks, Gav.)
To: redrunner
Was the vacuum named Jennifer Granholm, because she’s hosed Michigan more in the past four years than Monica Lewinsky dropped to her knees.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:49:54 AM PDT
by
rintense
(All da mavericks in da house put yo hands up!)
To: redrunner
OMG, it is what I thought it was.
Did his brains come out?
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:50:01 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Is there any good idea out there that Obama doesn't lay claim to anymore?)
To: TravisBickle
rofl. a cross between an industrial sized vacuum and a chrome piggy bank..
To: mlocher
"Can he be arrested for soliciting a prostitute?"Maybe he was just being frugal....a few quarters in a vaccuum has to be cheaper than a hooker...ha ha ha
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:54:05 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. - Abraham Lincoln)
To: redrunner
Several years back there was a news report of a man making out with a orange construction zone cone. Anyone remember that? We talked about it here.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:54:40 AM PDT
by
therut
To: MES401067
Looking for love in all the wrong places.Or as Buckwheat would put it, "Wookin' pa nub in all da wong paces."
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:56:50 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(I hate Illinois Marxists)
To: dfwgator
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:59:24 AM PDT
by
MES401067
(Lenin called them "useful idiots" I for one have no use for them.)
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