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Michigan Man Gets `Friendly` With Vacuum Cleaner
javno ^
| 10/25/2008
| staff
Posted on 10/31/2008 8:22:35 AM PDT by redrunner
A man has been jailed after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner at a car wash.
Jason Savage, 29, was taken into police custody for indecent exposure when an officer spied him misusing the cleaning device at the Fill-N-Wash services.
Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard."
Savage was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and 'flee and elude' when the incident took place in Michigan, US.
TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: criminals
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Also reported on the smoking gun... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1020082vacuum1.html
Just D#$%!!!
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:22:35 AM PDT
by
redrunner
To: mhking
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:23:13 AM PDT
by
redrunner
(Anagram this: Obama-Biden = IM A B-BAD ONE)
To: redrunner
To: redrunner
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:24:09 AM PDT
by
ninergold3
(By Election Day I'll Be An Anorexic/Alcoholic. . .Stress Sucks!)
To: redrunner
To: redrunner
This is about 3 weeks old, you know...
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:24:39 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
To: redrunner
Thank you. I needed alittle humor today.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:25:13 AM PDT
by
mouse1
To: redrunner
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:25:32 AM PDT
by
MES401067
(Lenin called them "useful idiots" I for one have no use for them.)
To: redrunner
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:26:10 AM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Obama is not qualified for the FBI, but he is qualified for the Presidency????)
To: redrunner
Next, will he be suing to marry the vaccuum?
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:26:15 AM PDT
by
i_dont_chat
(The elephant is dancing for the lady from Alaska)
To: redrunner
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:26:33 AM PDT
by
redrunner
(Anagram this: Obama-Biden = IM A B-BAD ONE)
To: redrunner
This is probably gonna get me banned, but I hope it was a wet vac. Or maybe a Dyson—they never lose suction.
To: redrunner
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:27:33 AM PDT
by
dubie
To: xcamel
yes, i know, but I enjoy FReeper smack talk...
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:27:33 AM PDT
by
redrunner
(Anagram this: Obama-Biden = IM A B-BAD ONE)
To: redrunner
Ahhhh..the infamous “Hoover Maneuver.”
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:27:51 AM PDT
by
A_Tradition_Continues
(formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98...Ain't no Newbie!)
To: redrunner
Hey Jason, even if you use a vacuum.
it’s still dirty sex
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:28:04 AM PDT
by
daku
(Obama has experience pouring out of those big ears of his.)
To: redrunner
Aw, the poor guy was hosed trying to clean up his act! When the dust settles, I’m sure he’ll be able to sweep this away.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:28:42 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(If Obama promises to tax your neighbor to give to you, what's he promising your neighbor?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:28:46 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(Courage is not the lack of fear it is acting in spite of it<><)
To: redrunner
I wonder what he had in mind for the wax cycle.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:28:56 AM PDT
by
tlb
To: redrunner
Well, that calls for a fliter change.
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posted on
10/31/2008 8:29:18 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Obama = Trickle up Poverty. Don't like it, get ready to be"reeducated" into it if he is elected.)
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