[Lucky9teen]

[Dacula]

In before five

[Rightly Biased]

Top 3?

[fml]

Top ten? Happy Halloween

[Lucky9teen]

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Here is your challenge for the day...

Make up a 2008 Election Haiku:

Obama, McCain
It's Socialism versus
Capitalism

[Hoodlum91]

This is a scary thread!!

[ShadowAce]

Yea!! It’s Friday!!

[fml]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘ My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.

[Dallas59]

[spotbust1]

B4 #10?

[Dr. Thorne]

Bumpety-bump in the night.

[dubie]

[BibChr]

bkmk

[dubie]

[Girlene]

HAPPY HALLOWEEEN

[camerakid400]

[Dick Bachert]

It's so bad, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So I'll do both...

I have a feeling there will be lots of folks we know in this shot come 1/20/09.

Heck, WE’LL probably be some of them!

Dibs on the bottom bunk (for at least the first -- and probably the ONLY --night I'll spend there)!!

I’ve got their STIMULUS PACKAGE right here!

“Little Sparky” Politician Prod

INSTRUCTIONS Apply to bare skin, pull trigger and continue pulling it until THEY HAVE FLED THE COUNTRY!!

[Rummyfan]

Slow this morning but.... TOP FIFTY!!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

The little boy gave his confession: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with? "

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? "

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?

" "I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"4 months vacation and five good leads."

[Rummyfan]

Slow this morning but.... TOP FIFTY!!!!

[Hyzenthlay]

Something for all you science people, and all the cat people: Better Zombies Through Physics