****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

[Lucky9teen]

Well...it's Halloween and if this holiday isn't scary enough, we're 5 days away from finding out who is gonna be President....

I found this on photobucket...I wonder how many feel this way?




Q: How many Obamas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it has to be a change the light bulb can believe in.

Barack Obama's bumpersticker: Honk If You Think I Am Jesus
John McCain's bumpersticker: Honk If You Want Amnesty for Jesús


Obama's simple but effective call to us all 'Yes, We Can'
has been adopted and adapted by numerous other groups.

A sampling:
Future Farmers of America: Yes, Pecan.
French dancers: Oui, Can Can.
Bay Area enthusiasts: Yes, San Fran.
The hearing impaired: Yes, AmSLan.
The Audubon Society: Yes, Toucan.
Web geeks: Yes, ICANN.
Wall Street: Yes, Ichan. (this one works on two levels)

Obama and Biden were in a plane going to do a campaign together...the plane crashes over the ocean, and they're both drowning...

Who gets saved?

AMERICA.

Top 10 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans:
1) Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country can take from someone else to give you!
2) Because Amerikkka is racist and you damn well know it!
3) Don’t let those Crackers keep the black man down!
4) Hey, at least he’s not Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson!
5) If you don’t vote for him you must be a racist!
6) Because you really don’t want a woman in the White House do you?
7) Because we don’t have enough socialism yet!
8) Because 20 years in the pews of a church absorbing radical, hate speech means nothing you bigot!
9) He’ll release the cure for AIDS within his first 100 hours!
10) Because Rev. Wright likes him!

Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”
“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

[Lucky9teen]

[Dacula]

In before five

[Rightly Biased]

Top 3?

[fml]

Top ten? Happy Halloween

[Lucky9teen]

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Here is your challenge for the day...

Make up a 2008 Election Haiku:

Obama, McCain
It's Socialism versus
Capitalism

[Hoodlum91]

This is a scary thread!!

[ShadowAce]

Yea!! It’s Friday!!

[fml]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’

She answers, ‘ My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’

‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’

She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’

The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’

‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’

‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.

[Dallas59]

[spotbust1]

B4 #10?

[CholeraJoe]

Neo from "The Matrix" checking in.

[Dr. Thorne]

Bumpety-bump in the night.

[Bean Counter]

Scary Election
Obamunists stalk voters
Spread the Wealth Around

[spotbust1]

Is he Kenyan born,
We may never know the truth,
Well at least we tried

[dubie]

[BibChr]

bkmk

[dubie]

[Girlene]

HAPPY HALLOWEEEN

[camerakid400]

[EQAndyBuzz]

Obama Jumps Shark
His fifteen minutes are up
President McCain