Posted on 10/30/2008 6:28:12 PM PDT by cherry
John McCain is set to make major inroads with Muslim voters, its reported today, after a mind boggling wholehearted endorsement by Osama BinLadin.... Muslims have been flocking to him since they have collectively seen the errors of their ways, and many are now considering converting to Catholism. "That McCain really opened our eyes", Yusef Hussein Mohammed Shariff stated today " We didn't know that islam was so far out there, but gee, now we know", Yusef continued....
Infact, there has been such an outpouring of support from Muslims across the world that McCain had to turn back millions of dollars and many young brides due to FEC regulations....
"I felt pretty bad about sending the money back", a smiling John McCain said, "...but those young girls...wowee....."
Both the AP and the Washington Post polls have McCain taking 95% of the Muslim vote,bringing him the 400 electoral votes he had predicted..
I have no idea what “Catholism” is......:)
Don’t try this at home...
Very stupid attempt at comedy.
Unfunny satire ping.
lighten up francis...
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