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Obama-is-so-dumb jokes
October 30, 2008
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Posted on 10/30/2008 12:41:30 PM PDT by reaganaut1
On an email list, my relatives annoy me by sending "Bush-is-stupid" jokes. Can someone compile a list of dumb things Obama has said or done (like the 57 states, choosing as VP the senator who got about 2 votes in the primary)? I'd like to annoy the Obama worshippers.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: badbo; obama; odd; vannitized
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To: reaganaut1
    Take the same jokes and replace W with Odumbo.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:42:32 PM PDT
by 
SolidWood
 
To: reaganaut1
    0be’s Mommie was a Commie. As wuz his Daddie.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:43:10 PM PDT
by 
Paladin2
(Palin for President! (RINOs? PUMA))
 
To: reaganaut1
    “Obama is SOOOOOOO dumb, he: uh, uh, uh, uh, I can’t hear myself think. Breathalyzer!”
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:44:15 PM PDT
by 
lefty-lie-spy
(Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/)
 
To: reaganaut1
    Obama is sooooo dumb he can't find his birth certificate.
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:45:10 PM PDT
by 
wintertime
(Good ideas win! Why? Because people are NOT stupid)
 
To: reaganaut1
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:45:41 PM PDT
by 
Mojave
 
To: reaganaut1
    Obama is so dumb he thinks Kenya is one of the United States.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:48:48 PM PDT
by 
missnry
(The truth will set  you free ... and drive liberals Crazy!)
 
To: reaganaut1
    Save the environment by putting more air in your tires.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:48:56 PM PDT
by 
Tenacious 1
(Democrats are for Change - Let's run through a mine field at night wearing clown shoes!)
 
To: reaganaut1
    Obama’s so dumb he picked Joe Biden as V.P.....
 
To: reaganaut1
    Put these idiots on your spam list and you won’t see their e-mails again.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:51:21 PM PDT
by 
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
 
To: reaganaut1
    You don’t have to play their game. Play your own game...Obama is such a Commie he thinks Bill Ayers teaches English (ba-dum-dum)!
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:52:04 PM PDT
by 
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
 
To: reaganaut1
    0bama thinks Nittally is a place where Lions are kept.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:53:12 PM PDT
by 
gimme1ibertee
(Obama: kill babies,raise taxes...Sarah: raise babies,kill taxes.)
 
To: AngelesCrestHighway
    Joe Biden says 0bama’s so dumb he picked him instead of hitlery! for vp....
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:54:26 PM PDT
by 
gimme1ibertee
(Obama: kill babies,raise taxes...Sarah: raise babies,kill taxes.)
 
To: gimme1ibertee
    running for president = executive experience
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:55:13 PM PDT
by 
4rcane
 
To: reaganaut1
    bambi is so dumb, he thought the American people wouldn’t notice he isn’t qualified to get a security clearance to be his own bodyguard!
bambi is so dumb, he couldn’t be in charge of a two man janitorial service!
bambi is so dumb he thought Fred Sandford’s wife was Wheezy!
bambi is so dumb he thinks Iran is a small country that poses no threat.
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:57:16 PM PDT
by 
tpanther
(All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. Edmund Burke)
 
To: reaganaut1
    Well, a lowly plumber has been plugging him pretty good.... 
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:58:27 PM PDT
by 
ErnBatavia
(Cuba got "Change"...in 1959)
 
To: Deb
    actually Bill Ayers has a brother (and former Weather Underground partner) who teaches English at Mills College in California- and who may have connected with Obama way back during his California time at “Occidental” (records sealed) ...
Some time ago a freeper found a picture of Obama’s mistress-in-exile, Vera Baker, who went to ... Mills College
Kind of makes you wonder which Ayers brother wrote Obama’s autobiographies
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 12:59:58 PM PDT
by 
silverleaf
(Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
 
To: ErnBatavia
    isn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 1:01:08 PM PDT
by 
Fali_G
 
To: silverleaf
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posted on 
10/30/2008 1:03:54 PM PDT
by 
Deb
(Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
 
To: reaganaut1
    Obama’s so stupid he thinks socialism works
 
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posted on 
10/30/2008 1:04:37 PM PDT
by 
tophat9000
( We...... Obama's Thugocracys to Noteare all "joe the"... plumber)
 
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