Take the same jokes and replace W with Odumbo.
0be’s Mommie was a Commie. As wuz his Daddie.
“Obama is SOOOOOOO dumb, he: uh, uh, uh, uh, I can’t hear myself think. Breathalyzer!”
Obama is so dumb he thinks Kenya is one of the United States.
Save the environment by putting more air in your tires.
Obama’s so dumb he picked Joe Biden as V.P.....
Put these idiots on your spam list and you won’t see their e-mails again.
You don’t have to play their game. Play your own game...Obama is such a Commie he thinks Bill Ayers teaches English (ba-dum-dum)!
0bama thinks Nittally is a place where Lions are kept.
bambi is so dumb, he thought the American people wouldn’t notice he isn’t qualified to get a security clearance to be his own bodyguard!
bambi is so dumb, he couldn’t be in charge of a two man janitorial service!
bambi is so dumb he thought Fred Sandford’s wife was Wheezy!
bambi is so dumb he thinks Iran is a small country that poses no threat.
Obama’s so stupid he thinks socialism works
I could go for some “Obama voters are so dumb that...” jokes.
Obama so stupid it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Obama so stupid when he saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, he went home and got 16 friends.
Obama so stupid he told everyone that he was “illegitiment” because he couldn’t read.
Obama so stupid that he puts lipstick on his head just to make-up his mind.
Obama so stupid he hears it’s chilly outside so he gets a bowl.
Obama so stupid you have to dig for his IQ!
Obama so stupid he got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Obama so stupid that he tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Obama so stupid he could trip over a cordless phone!
Obama so stupid he sold his car for gasoline money!
Obama so stupid he bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Obama so stupid he took a cup to see Juice.
Obama so stupid he asked you “What is the number for 911?”
Obama so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Obama so stupid when he read on his job application not to write below the dotted line he put “O.K.”
Obama so stupid he got stabbed in a shoot out.
Obama so stupid he stole free bread.
Obama so stupid he took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Obama so stupid he makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Obama so stupid he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Obama so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Obama so stupid when you stand next to him you hear the ocean!
Obama so stupid he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Obama so stupid he sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Obama so stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Obama so stupid he bought a videocamera to record cable TV shows at home.
Obama so stupid when he went to take the 44 bus, he took the 22 twice instead.
Obama so stupid he jumped out the window and went up.
Obama so stupid he thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Obama so stupid he took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Obama so stupid that under “Education” on his job apllication, he put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Obama so stupid he put out the cigarette butt that was heating his house.
Obama so stupid he watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
You may try some of the lightbulb jokes here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2076515/posts?page=87
For some reason, a good lightbulb joke can have more impact that just telling someone something.
Dumb jokes may not be the best for Obama anyway. People think a lot of things about him, but dumb is a hard sell.
Try “Obama is so naive that...”
As in: “Obama is so naive that he believes giving money to people that don’t pay taxes is a tax cut.”
How ‘bout his saying that it’s selfish for me to want to keep the money I worked to earn, but somehow it’s noble and progressive for him to want to take it away from me and give it away to somebody else - I can’t think of any thing dumber.......
Obama’s Mama is sooo ugly, they had to put .....