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December 26, 2012
The Future | 12/26/2012 | Lazamataz

Posted on 10/29/2008 1:40:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz

Hi folks. Yes, this is Lazamataz. This my first and only message on Free Republic in about 2 years, or more. Free Republic was shut down on March 15, 2010, as part of the the Internet Freedom Act of 2009. Jim Robinson was declared a Information Criminal and executed months later. His son still languishes in prison.

It is December 26, 2012. I have found a way to send this message to Free Republic, from the future, to this time. I need to tell you all what happened. It's too late for me, but maybe you can prevent it.

Barack Obama was elected President in a landslide, and Democrats were swept into both Houses to form a fillibuster-proof supermajority. They immediately began disassembling America.

Bush had given them all the tools they needed: The Patriot Act, and the example of nationalizing major industries had been set by his administration.

Obama made sure the economy remained rocky, so that his vision could be realized. He replaced any possible hostile officials in almost every agency. Soon thereafter, he began nationalizing industry after industry, company after company. The Fairness Doctrine was passed within days of his inaugeration, and his handpicked cronies in the FCC made sure that there were no voices of opposition to this naked socialism.

By late 2009, the Congress and Senate passed a massive gun control bill, and -- contrary to the Supreme Court Heller decision -- Obama signed it into law.

The Citizen Enforcement Divisions were set up quickly, which were a citizen police force with military hardware in their hands. They were to round up any 'violating firearms', and people who broke the "Fairness Doctrine" even in their day-to-day speech.

We found ourself very quickly plunged into a dictatorship. Personally, I fled to Texas, where I met up with Squantos and Travis McGee. We formed the core of a leaderless, cell-based resistance movement. Travis and Squantos gave me quick instructions on how to get things done, I helped them learn some really neat computer tricks, and we all went our seperate ways. I began forming resistance cells.

People began to be funneled into reeducation camps -- but of course, they never emerged again. Something very sinister had begun to happen.

The election was held on November 4, 2012. Sarah Palin won, but she was killed in a very mysterious plane crash days later. Obama said he'd need to extend his Presidency for a year or two so a new election could be held, supervised entirely -- of course -- by ACORN.

It's obvious our country is no more. I have left out so many details. I just wanted you to know what is going to happen.

This will be my last communication. Good luck to you all.

Lazamataz, from 12/26/2012.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 0bama; 2008; antichrist; backtothevanity; conspiracy; obama; ohthehugevanity; reddawnredux
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To: Lazamataz
Ha ha. Obvious hoax...
... because world ends 12/21/2012.
141 posted on 10/30/2008 12:52:43 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: Lazamataz

LAZ!!!


142 posted on 10/30/2008 1:03:30 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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To: Lazamataz

Oh, but I will be on December 26, 2012, at least for a few more hours.

However, since by then I expect Agent Smith will have picked off Xena’s Guy, it might be your lucky day!


143 posted on 10/30/2008 1:04:02 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Oh, I'm not mad, mi amor ... I'm angry.)
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To: Lazamataz

Call Art Bell! QUICK! ;)


144 posted on 10/30/2008 1:04:53 PM PDT by divine_moment_of_facts
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To: Xenalyte
However, since by then I expect Agent Smith will have picked off Xena’s Guy, it might be your lucky day!

Or maybe it will be YOUR lucky day.

ha HAHhhhh!

145 posted on 10/30/2008 1:09:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, if I must be suddenly and violently widowed, good nookie would certainly take the sting out. (Or is that presuming a fact not in evidence?)


146 posted on 10/30/2008 1:16:18 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Oh, I'm not mad, mi amor ... I'm angry.)
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To: Xenalyte
The best way to get over a man

Is get under another.

147 posted on 10/30/2008 1:17:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Xenalyte; Allegra; txflake
However, you have two competitors, who have usurped your possible role: In order of allegience at this time, is Allegra, and txflake.

tx does have the advantage of being on this hemisphere, though. :)

148 posted on 10/30/2008 1:19:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Lazamataz

...and so it begins.

I hear Schwarzenegger will be in Ohio campaigning with McCain. Hopefully, he'll give a speech that has the Governator returning to save John and Sarah(and the country) from the Rise of the Socialists.

Maybe he can repeat much of his 2004 RNC Speech that addressed socialism.

149 posted on 10/31/2008 8:03:19 AM PDT by DrewsDad
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To: Lazamataz; Xenalyte; txflake
However, you have two competitors, who have usurped your possible role: In order of allegience at this time, is Allegra, and txflake.

tx does have the advantage of being on this hemisphere, though. :)

Hey, I'm not across the International Date Line. I'm still in the western hemisphere (southwest Asia) - come on over and I'll show you around town! :)

150 posted on 10/31/2008 11:19:56 PM PDT by Allegra (NO giving up, NO quitting, NO doom and gloom, NO drama queens...VOTE.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Lazamataz; Squantos

I predicted a Palin win. I was wrong.
(so far)

We live in interesting and dangerous times.


151 posted on 11/04/2008 6:44:19 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: Jet Jaguar; Squantos; Travis McGee; txflake; Allegra; Xenalyte; cjshapi

And so it begins.

152 posted on 11/04/2008 8:00:19 PM PST by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Lazamataz

She looks like she’s cold.....


153 posted on 11/04/2008 8:15:22 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Lazamataz

I cannot f*cking believe this.

Fox is f*ucking celebrating this!

What are we gonna do, people............


154 posted on 11/04/2008 8:15:36 PM PST by txhurl (obama elected president?)
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To: txflake

What we will do, is not lose our heads.

What we will do, is understand that this socialist president was the result of 60 or more years of diligent, hard work by the left.

What we will do, is find ways to make sure we survive, should they attempt to kill, collectivize, or encamp us.

What we will do is take one with us, if they attempt to kill.

Barring our deaths, what we will do is start our 60 year plan.

Remember, all nations tend to cycle in this manner. We are at the end of one such cycle. There will be rebirth.

The average age of the world’s greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years.’

‘During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence:

1. from bondage to spiritual faith;
2. from spiritual faith to great courage;
3. from courage to liberty;
4. from liberty to abundance;
5. from abundance to complacency;
6. from complacency to apathy;
7. from apathy to dependence;
8. from dependence back into bondage.


155 posted on 11/04/2008 8:30:30 PM PST by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Lazamataz

Amen, Laz.


156 posted on 11/05/2008 3:56:32 PM PST by Preech1 (oSama biN LAden...oBama bi LAden...oBama bi Aden...obama-biden...transformation complete...)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, aka John Tudor, let the force be with you.


157 posted on 11/06/2008 11:03:08 PM PST by Red Steel
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