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December 26, 2012
The Future | 12/26/2012 | Lazamataz

Posted on 10/29/2008 1:40:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz

Hi folks. Yes, this is Lazamataz. This my first and only message on Free Republic in about 2 years, or more. Free Republic was shut down on March 15, 2010, as part of the the Internet Freedom Act of 2009. Jim Robinson was declared a Information Criminal and executed months later. His son still languishes in prison.

It is December 26, 2012. I have found a way to send this message to Free Republic, from the future, to this time. I need to tell you all what happened. It's too late for me, but maybe you can prevent it.

Barack Obama was elected President in a landslide, and Democrats were swept into both Houses to form a fillibuster-proof supermajority. They immediately began disassembling America.

Bush had given them all the tools they needed: The Patriot Act, and the example of nationalizing major industries had been set by his administration.

Obama made sure the economy remained rocky, so that his vision could be realized. He replaced any possible hostile officials in almost every agency. Soon thereafter, he began nationalizing industry after industry, company after company. The Fairness Doctrine was passed within days of his inaugeration, and his handpicked cronies in the FCC made sure that there were no voices of opposition to this naked socialism.

By late 2009, the Congress and Senate passed a massive gun control bill, and -- contrary to the Supreme Court Heller decision -- Obama signed it into law.

The Citizen Enforcement Divisions were set up quickly, which were a citizen police force with military hardware in their hands. They were to round up any 'violating firearms', and people who broke the "Fairness Doctrine" even in their day-to-day speech.

We found ourself very quickly plunged into a dictatorship. Personally, I fled to Texas, where I met up with Squantos and Travis McGee. We formed the core of a leaderless, cell-based resistance movement. Travis and Squantos gave me quick instructions on how to get things done, I helped them learn some really neat computer tricks, and we all went our seperate ways. I began forming resistance cells.

People began to be funneled into reeducation camps -- but of course, they never emerged again. Something very sinister had begun to happen.

The election was held on November 4, 2012. Sarah Palin won, but she was killed in a very mysterious plane crash days later. Obama said he'd need to extend his Presidency for a year or two so a new election could be held, supervised entirely -- of course -- by ACORN.

It's obvious our country is no more. I have left out so many details. I just wanted you to know what is going to happen.

This will be my last communication. Good luck to you all.

Lazamataz, from 12/26/2012.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 0bama; 2008; antichrist; backtothevanity; conspiracy; obama; ohthehugevanity; reddawnredux
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To: Lazamataz
I am only getting these weird messages, theoretically from a future me.

Theoretically, HAH! So, what does Future-Laz say the McCain win is paying NOW? 3 gets you 11? When are you supposed to buy in? Share, man, SHARE!!!
101 posted on 10/29/2008 4:21:20 PM PDT by beezdotcom
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To: Lazamataz
Sometimes satire doesn't make me laugh. This is one of those times. I fear for our nation, and especially for our children.

OTOH, we might get a chance, soon, to prove if we are another "greatest generation"--or not.Will we fight to honor our oaths to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC.

102 posted on 10/29/2008 4:33:28 PM PDT by Travis McGee (--- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com ---)
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To: Lazamataz
Low on ammo, coffee and tobacco. I'm told I could use some Altoids too.
You'll find the usual amount of gold at the regular drop off point.

TigersEye - December 27, 2012.

103 posted on 10/29/2008 4:59:02 PM PDT by TigersEye (We don't need any more beans. Forget the beans.)
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To: Travis McGee
Dude, tell ya what. You are my CO. I ain't much, but I'm all I got.

I do know how to follow orders.

104 posted on 10/29/2008 4:59:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Lazamataz

Most of your stuff makes me laugh.

This didn’t.

But it’s the most brilliant thing you’ve done.

If I’m still alive in 2012, look me up. Squantos can give you directions.


105 posted on 10/29/2008 5:12:49 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Travis McGee; Squantos
Most of your stuff makes me laugh. This didn’t.

I'm not sure the 2012 version of me is a Yuk-Fest any more.

I think he's determined, trained by the best, and quite a hero in his own right.

Much to his total surprise -- because quite frankly, the 2008 version of me doesn't hold me in that high a regard.

But tough times sharpen men.

106 posted on 10/29/2008 5:20:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
But it’s the most brilliant thing you’ve done.

Well, *I* didn't write this. *FUTURE* I did.

I have received an email from myself with certain words that only I would know. Future me is asking myself not to change my password. Future me appears to have found a way to send more messages. Keep an eye on this thread.

107 posted on 10/29/2008 5:23:33 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: mlocher; Lazamataz
Do we really know who won in 2003?
108 posted on 10/29/2008 5:26:02 PM PDT by mikrofon (Time to go)
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To: 2banana
I have always wondered how liberals will set up "Citizen Enforcement Divisions" (or whatever) that are to full of liberals who have never even seen a gun and expect them disarm hunters, combat vets and joe citizens who eat ballastics for breakfast...

One group at a time. Just like they always have.

109 posted on 10/29/2008 5:27:16 PM PDT by magslinger (I am Joe.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz they will hunt you down. They can’t let you live.


110 posted on 10/29/2008 5:29:53 PM PDT by bmwcyle (Vote McWhatshisname and PALIN)
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To: Lazamataz

What is going on here? Is my cat loose at your house?


111 posted on 10/29/2008 5:34:36 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: Lazamataz

Just remember one thing: “the army of one.”


112 posted on 10/29/2008 5:42:31 PM PDT by Travis McGee (--- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com ---)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Slip18
What is going on here? Is my cat loose at your house?

No, as far as I can tell, Slippy is still yer girl. :)

113 posted on 10/29/2008 5:46:54 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Travis McGee
Ya well all well and good but I am completely untrained in comparison to most.

I'm probably more of a danger to friends than to foes.

114 posted on 10/29/2008 5:48:24 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: bmwcyle
Laz they will hunt you down. They can’t let you live.

Look. I'm an incompetant. I'm a pudgy out of shape guy well past his prime. I can barely run a car without damaging someone or something. I shoot like crap and I'm not worth two cat turds in just about every way. There's no way they WOULDn't let me live, just to ***k up the resistance.

115 posted on 10/29/2008 5:51:45 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Lazamataz

That’ll take more time that 2012 Laz because under an Obama Administration every damn day will be a friggin eternity !


116 posted on 10/29/2008 5:57:20 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Lazamataz
THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE 2012 LAZAMATAZ:.... look, buddy -- it's weird to talk to myself, trust this -- you may FEEL incompetent (correct your spelling, by the way, Brainiac) now, but you do rise to the occasion. In 2012, guess what. You are lean, you are fit, and you are very VERY good. You learn to do things you never thought you could have. You become a leader of men.

And yes, they do hunt you. They don't succeed in terminating you. You learn a lot during this time.

Buck up, a-hole. You have a lot to offer.

By the way, I want to introduce you to your wife. Her name is Alice. You meet her on-the-run in 2010. She is every bit the soldier you become. She is gorgeous, intelligent, and deadly.

So toughen up, soldier. You have a long way to go. But you make it.

Laz2012 OUT.

117 posted on 10/29/2008 6:10:20 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Travis McGee; Squantos

This is getting weird people. I DID NOT WRITE THE ABOVE!!!!


118 posted on 10/29/2008 6:12:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Secondhand Aztlan Smoke causes drug addiction obesity in global warming cancer immigrant terrorists.)
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To: Lazamataz

That’s Ok......Texas will be a republic versus a state in 2012 if Obama is elected anyway !


119 posted on 10/29/2008 6:15:04 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: Lazamataz

LAZ! Stock advice please?


120 posted on 10/29/2008 6:18:34 PM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake religion for God.)
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