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The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure
Life Science ^ | 10/28/08

Posted on 10/28/2008 5:30:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside

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To: Travis T. OJustice

Girls sneeze. They make that squeaking “ah-CHEW” sound.


41 posted on 10/28/2008 10:28:20 AM PDT by weegee (James Brown sang: "I Don't Want Nobody to Give Me Nothing, Open Up the Door, I'll Get It Myself".)
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To: weegee; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Whale Farting



42 posted on 10/28/2008 12:09:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("McCain has Joe the Plumber, Obama has Bill the Terrorist."--purplelobster)
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To: vietvet67

LOL!!


43 posted on 10/28/2008 12:11:46 PM PDT by MozarkDawg
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP

Gas lowers blood pressure and creates propulsion!


GO MAC!!!


44 posted on 10/28/2008 1:08:44 PM PDT by Lady Jag (DONATE NOW at https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
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To: JRios1968
Thou smelt it, thou dealt it...

The accuser is the abuser...

The denier is the supplier...
45 posted on 10/28/2008 1:10:17 PM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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46 posted on 10/28/2008 3:05:25 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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Even the Brits know this...


47 posted on 10/28/2008 3:08:10 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

I’m going to live forever!


48 posted on 10/28/2008 3:09:13 PM PDT by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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To: Mr. Brightside

Beans beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat
The more you fart

The more you fart
The better you feel
Eat beans at every meal


49 posted on 10/28/2008 3:10:21 PM PDT by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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To: JRios1968

Our first Thanksgiving in Atlanta was in 1968. My grandparents came for Thanksgiving. After dinner we went to watch the lighting of the tree on top of Rich’s.

Walking back to the car afterwards, my brother, sisters & myself (as well as my parents) were wondering what that God awful smell was. We were crossing a bridge over RR Tracks and my Grandma almost made it without being ID’d. But she giggled.

“That’s not the train, that’s Grandma!”

Prolly what Harry said.


50 posted on 10/28/2008 3:19:57 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Stand Up Chuck!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

I can only imagine how beneficial regular ingestion of pickled eggs, cheap beer, and bar chili that’s been simmering all week is for my ticker. If it can remove varnish from the furniture surely it ought to be able to clear out the old arteries.


51 posted on 10/28/2008 3:26:49 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: latina4dubya

My dogs must be in really good health!


52 posted on 10/28/2008 3:28:36 PM PDT by scripter ("You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." - C.S. Lewis)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

My first Christmas with the Mrs and her family, we went from San Ramon to Burlingame, CA across the San Mateo Bridge. On the way back from Burlingame, my Mrs, her sister and I were driving over the bridge when...

“PHEW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT’S THAT SMELL??????”

My SIL swore up and down that it was the smell of the Bay...except we had closed windows, and she was the one who ID’d the smell...

To this day, we don’t let her forget about her “gaseous” incident.


53 posted on 10/28/2008 3:32:15 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

No wonder my blood pressure is dangerously low.


54 posted on 10/28/2008 3:32:33 PM PDT by yazoo
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To: libstripper
My younger dog (85 lb. & half Pit and half Black Lab), who regularly gets under my desk and farts, must be in excellent health.

Suuuuuure.... blame it on the dog!

55 posted on 10/28/2008 3:33:38 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Joe the Plumber for President!)
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To: Mr. Brightside

I’m pretty sure this headline is the next-to-last sign of the Apocalypse.


56 posted on 10/28/2008 3:46:54 PM PDT by rabidralph (Yeah, she's all that.)
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To: JRios1968

LOL!

I am 54 now. My grandmother passed away several years ago at 96. That Thanksgiving was almost 40 years ago.
We never let Grandma forget it and still laugh about it as if it happened yesterday.


57 posted on 10/28/2008 5:02:52 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Stand Up Chuck!)
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“The research was supported by grants from the U.S. Public Health Service”

Our tax dollars at work........


58 posted on 10/28/2008 5:47:58 PM PDT by TheRobb7 (Has "Movement Conservatism" FINALLY been reborn?)
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To: Lady Jag

haha!

SR-71 Blackbird. :)


59 posted on 10/28/2008 10:52:55 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Obama, WHO is Bill Ayers and WHY are you still friends with him? Please RSVP asap!)
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