[AzNASCARfan]

I got this in my email, did not happen to me, but sounds like a good idea under the circumstances... LOL

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

ha ha ha...thanks for the laugh!

[Centurion2000]

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside.

Do that at a restaraunt that you don't ever plan to eat at again.

[weegee]

The waiter should still pay his income taxes on that $10 that he “patriotically” gave to someone else.

[RandallFlagg]

DEFINATELY a keeper!
Bookmarking.
Thank you.

[PeterFinn]

This one has been making the rounds on the net. It’s a good one, though!

[mykdsmom]

CHANGES IN THE WORKPLACE

As of November 5, 2008, when President Obama officially becomes president-elect, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping with his new, inspiring issues of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales and bonuses into a common pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to give those of you who are under-achieving a "fair shake".

2. All low level workers will be pooling their wages, including overtime, into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst you. This will help those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All top management will now be referred to as "The Government." We will not participate in this pooling experience because the law doesn't apply to us.

4. The "Government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of all".

5. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's "good to spread the wealth around". Those of you who have underachieved will finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had success will feel more "patriotic".

6. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't feel bad, though, because President Obama will give you free health care, free handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?)!!!

If for any reason you are not happy with the new policies, you may want to rethink your vote on November 4th.

[M. Dodge Thomas]

Amusing example, but as an exercise in logic turns on the issue of how the author decided that the homeless person was more “deserving’.