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WooHooo! Much needed silliness. Thanks for keeping it going.
tOP 5?? i’M IN!!!!
I consumed my last Tootsie Roll less than two weeks ago....it pulled off an old dental crown, which exposed two more that needed replacement; a $2400 (and that’s with a discounted plan) piece of candy.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘ My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’
She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’
‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’
‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.’
OK, I don’t know how to post pics, so someone might want to bring the silliness from post #14 on this thread on over here.....
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2112795/posts
I once had someone give me spaghetti in a zip-lock bag for halloween—they had run out of candy. No joke. The next day, they were power-spraying tomato sauce and noodles from their vinyl siding.
Of course, the trade off is getting a lot of "fun size" candies with little walking between welcoming doors vs. getting one big candy bar, but having to walk several hundred metres between houses.
It is no fun to drag your 3 or 4 year old this far between houses. Besides, if one of the "fun sizes" should accidently disappear (smile), it won't be noticed. But the big bars, sadly, are always noticed when missing.
I disagree - I always liked hard candies. But, the worst thing ever has to be religious pamphlets, cause either you already adhere to that religion and have no use for them, or you don’t and you aren’t interested. However, I don’t mind as long as they’re given out along with candy, not instead of them. The best thing was senior year, some friends and I were out, and the guy ran out of candy so he gave us handfuls of spare change, and not just pennies, but everything. Oh, I love rich neighborhoods...
As a side note, my mom gave out those fun-sized bags of doritos and cheese puffs and stuff for a few years, and the kids LOVED them. Now, we moved, and we get a few hundred trick-or-treaters at our house every year, so we just buy the cheapest candy we can find, but since the houses are all either very close together or give out full-sized candy and bubbles and other fun loot, nobody feels slighted.
Mornin’ Lucky9teen.
thanks for the ping to today’s dose of sanity! :)
I’ve been looking for tomkow6 for over a month now. Haven’t seen hide nor hair of him, have you?
"Trick Or Treat"
"Instead of candy can we just have your name seventy three time?"
I don’t have any trick’r treaters so I don’t buy any candy or decorate anywhere. However, see the attached site below and decorate your own pumpkin cyberstyle.
http://www.alighthouse.com/pumpkinpatch.htm
