[killer_rat]

I once had someone give me spaghetti in a zip-lock bag for halloween—they had run out of candy. No joke. The next day, they were power-spraying tomato sauce and noodles from their vinyl siding.

[crusty old prospector]

Naughty, naughty. Do you feel shame for your actions?

[vietvet67]

Now that’s funny!

Apples were the curse in my day. As soon as the door closed we’d launch them towards the heavens to get that pleasurable splat.

[MarkL]

I once had someone give me spaghetti in a zip-lock bag for halloween—they had run out of candy. No joke. The next day, they were power-spraying tomato sauce and noodles from their vinyl siding.

One time I got a sealed clear bag of something that looked like ground beef. It turns out that the house was handing out dog food. I don't remember exactly what it was, but I seem to recall it was "related" to "Gaines Burgers."

Mark