Lizard Man Returns To Eat Dodge Mini-Vans

jalopnik ^

[Goonch]

Twenty years after the South Carolinian monster known as Lizard Man was last heard of, he has returned, but this time to feast on the front end of a very delicious Dodge Mini-Van. In the silence of the night, Lizard Man managed to chew the hell out of the hood, grill and wheel wells. In addition to the poor van (I wonder if the insurance covers monster attacks?) the Lizard Man also attacked a box where some of the owner's 20 cats slept and now the cats are missing. Lizard Man is a reported seven-foot tall beast with green skin and three claws. The mini-van owner, Mr. Rawson, is prepared for the next time Lizard Man attempts to eat his van, and it is with a glock.

[Goonch]

[Goonch]

[Sundog]

http://jalopnik.com/363248/lizard-man-returns-to-eat-dodge-mini+vans

[Livin_large]

Lizard Man Video

[Goonch]

Thanks

[Domandred]

I wonder if the insurance covers monster attacks?

Mine doesn't mention it, but I do know that my insurance policy specifically exempts nuclear detonation...

[PERKY2004]

[Tzimisce]

ACORN needs to register the Lizardman...

[Tzimisce]

You’d think that a 7 foot tall, 200+ pound reptile eating your car would make some kind of noise....

[Slings and Arrows]

SC ping!

[Livin_large]

I believe this is more like what really happened;

"The real story…Drunk man drives into a barbed wire fence after running over 20 cats that ran in front of his minivan. Then tells wife about the lizard man.

This courtesy of a friend of mine.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Ping!

[glock rocks]

The mini-van owner, Mr. Rawson, is prepared for the next time Lizard Man attempts to eat his van, and it is with a glock.

I think I'd go Remington for this one.