[Tzimisce]

You’d think that a 7 foot tall, 200+ pound reptile eating your car would make some kind of noise....

[Livin_large]

I believe this is more like what really happened;

"The real story…Drunk man drives into a barbed wire fence after running over 20 cats that ran in front of his minivan. Then tells wife about the lizard man.

This courtesy of a friend of mine.