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Bunny Stops Burglar
Madistan.com ^
| October 16, 2008
| Staff Writer
Posted on 10/16/2008 1:14:38 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
The thumping of a bunny's foot awakened a Madison woman early Saturday morning, the rabbit's rapid rapping allowing her to confront a burglar in her downtown apartment and scare him away.
The attempted burglary was at an apartment in the 500 block of North Pinckney Street about 3 a.m. Saturday.
The 25-year-old female told Madison police her pet bunny thumps its foot whenever someone comes in or near her residence, so when "Thumper" started his thumping, she woke up, saw a man in her apartment, yelled at him and scared him off.
Nothing was taken from her home.
The suspect is a white male, 5'5" tall, 150 lbs., with short hair.
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To: Diana in Wisconsin
'Bunny' doesn't win when she has to wake up next to THIS in the morning and hand him his teeth from the glass on the nightstand, LOL! But Hef does.
To: Diana in Wisconsin
'Bunny' doesn't win when she has to wake up next to THIS in the morning and hand him his teeth from the glass on the nightstand, LOL! ROFL!
I figure that's why there are 3 of them. Had to bribe them with a weekend off after "teeth-fetchin" duty...
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posted on
10/16/2008 5:20:28 PM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
This is bunny propaganda. I bet the the bunny was actually behind the burglar, so he can make himself look like a hero. Bunnies also caused the financial crisis.
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posted on
10/16/2008 8:17:01 PM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
To: justlurking
ROT IN HELL BUGS THE FILTHY SODOMITE DAMNED BUNNY!!!!! Bugs will be begging for a carrot to eat, but it turns out to be hot brimstone that will burn him. He will be screaming, “AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY AM I IN HELL FOR WAGING WAR AGAINST PTARMIGANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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posted on
10/16/2008 8:19:45 PM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
To: ArrogantBustard
God hates bunnies and they mock and blasmphemize God.
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posted on
10/16/2008 8:20:57 PM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/16/2008 8:25:18 PM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
10/16/2008 11:31:54 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Daffynition
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posted on
10/16/2008 11:32:47 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/17/2008 5:38:37 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
10/17/2008 10:27:07 AM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
To: Slings and Arrows
A 13B gun bunny (like myself) would have used a howitzer on the burglar.
Of course, the mess would be hard to explain.
*wide innocent eyes*
“Why no, we don’t know where the burglar bits came from. Honest!”
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posted on
10/17/2008 5:34:26 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("IT stunes the beeber and changes it's tagline or it gets the Zot again.")
To: Darksheare
“There is no ‘overkill,’ only ‘open fire’ and ‘reload.’”
-.Howard Tayler
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posted on
10/18/2008 3:25:20 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Poisoning the customers is bad for business." --Quark, *Star Trek: Deep Space Nine*)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I’m a rabbit hunter, and they don’t taste like chicken. They taste better..
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posted on
10/18/2008 3:29:11 AM PDT
by
MaxMax
(I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
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posted on
10/19/2008 5:50:23 AM PDT
by
csvset
To: MaxMax
Now, I want to eat a rabbit. This is different from hating these sodomite damned beasts who persecute and murder ptarmigans.
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posted on
10/19/2008 11:31:10 AM PDT
by
Ptarmigan
(Never Forget Hurricane Ike.)
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